When I was your age, Pluto was a planet! Ya ungrateful little bastards!
Goddamn youngins with your anti-planet attitudes and devil rock n' roll. When I was growing up, I listened to the goddamn beatles, the goddamn beach boys, and simon and fuckin' garfunkel,, not this new punk-metal-industrial shit. And respect for your elders? We didn't do shit like that when I was growing up. We hated our goddamn retarded-ass parents, and y'know what? WE STILL DO!
oh, wait, I'm young enough for this thread. Damn.