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Ja eller Nei

Go for it monkeyboy! Make us proud!
10 (83.3%)
No. Just... no
2 (16.7%)

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A poll, yo. (for yall votin pleasurez n shit)
« on: October 30, 2009, 12:35:03 AM »
so, here's the deal
i always wanted a mustache, but there were several issues stopping me:

1) its totally fucking lame
2) my mother hates it, along with every female ive ever known
3) i have a poor beard-growth, very che-guevara-ish

but lately i dont really care, and to be honest... the idea of Oozing repulsiveness, even at a subtle level, it fills me with joy!
the fact that i can ruin peoples days just by going to the store for milk and bread

or to arrive at a family dinner, and just force everyone to accept me as i am, and get used to my horrible mustache

so

What say you!
:zoinks:

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Re: A poll, yo. (for yall votin pleasurez n shit)
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2009, 12:44:32 AM »
You will probably not be happy until you grow it.

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Re: A poll, yo. (for yall votin pleasurez n shit)
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2009, 02:11:47 AM »
so, here's the deal
i always wanted a mustache, but there were several issues stopping me:

1) its totally fucking lame
2) my mother hates it, along with every female ive ever known
3) i have a poor beard-growth, very che-guevara-ish

but lately i dont really care, and to be honest... the idea of Oozing repulsiveness, even at a subtle level, it fills me with joy!
the fact that i can ruin peoples days just by going to the store for milk and bread

or to arrive at a family dinner, and just force everyone to accept me as i am, and get used to my horrible mustache

so

What say you!
:zoinks:

Mate that is fucking easy. Google "Movember".

Now you say you are growing a mo to support and bring awareness of prostate cancer and depression.
By the time November is up you will be used to having it and people will be too and you just don't shave it off. I am seriously considering growing a mo myself from tomorrow.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Re: A poll, yo. (for yall votin pleasurez n shit)
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2009, 02:50:17 AM »
Go for it. And if it protects you from kisses from relatives at Christmas that you did not want anyway, that is a good bonus.

And Les, are you going to get pics of you with mo?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2009, 03:14:36 AM »
Go for it. And if it protects you from kisses from relatives at Christmas that you did not want anyway, that is a good bonus.

And Les, are you going to get pics of you with mo?

Yes maybe. I will wimp out probably and grow a goatee.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: A poll, yo. (for yall votin pleasurez n shit)
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2009, 03:17:44 AM »
If I grew a moustache after all these years without one I'd probably see some gray in it and have a fucking panic attack.

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« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2009, 04:43:26 AM »
If I grew a moustache after all these years without one I'd probably see some gray in it and have a fucking panic attack.

I am actually counting on it :P
Three long white chest hairs and peppery, distinguished white on my sideburns. :)

Don't care though.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2009, 04:53:01 AM »
If I grew a moustache after all these years without one I'd probably see some gray in it and have a fucking panic attack.

I am actually counting on it :P
Three long white chest hairs and peppery, distinguished white on my sideburns. :)

Don't care though.

A touch of grey can be so sexy  :eyebrows:
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2009, 04:56:28 AM »
 >:D

I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: A poll, yo. (for yall votin pleasurez n shit)
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2009, 06:23:25 AM »
If I grew a moustache after all these years without one I'd probably see some gray in it and have a fucking panic attack.

I am actually counting on it :P
Three long white chest hairs and peppery, distinguished white on my sideburns. :)

Don't care though.
Why sweat it.  :indeed: I still have all my hair but I'm getting a Richard Nixon hairline and the rest is migrating down my back.

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Re: A poll, yo. (for yall votin pleasurez n shit)
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2009, 06:32:04 AM »
goatees and graying hair are both FTW! I find that sexy.  8)

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Re: A poll, yo. (for yall votin pleasurez n shit)
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2009, 07:12:40 AM »
You have to grow one for your mothers sake
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: A poll, yo. (for yall votin pleasurez n shit)
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2009, 07:35:50 AM »
Get a Salvador Dali-esque one  :thumbup:

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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2009, 10:10:50 AM »
Get a Salvador Dali-esque one  :thumbup:

i dont have the genes for it,
my mother actually told me "if you want a mustache, at least grow a full one!"

yes mother, ill start the steroid sessions tomorrow :]

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Re: A poll, yo. (for yall votin pleasurez n shit)
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2009, 10:21:04 AM »
Sometimes I wish I were a man.

I would so grow one of those and walk around smoking a pipe: