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If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« on: October 29, 2009, 03:47:30 PM »
i don't know what I'll do I'll probably rant about it for hours. I can't go to a website without seeing those teeth whiting ads. it's the most excessive online ad I have ever seen on the interents. Well everyone wants white teeth but it doesn't have to shoved in our faces to every website we go to.
I'm so tired of seeing that ad.
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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2009, 03:52:20 PM »


You guys must have grimy teeth up there in the Great White North. In the States it's all mortgage ads. See where that got us.
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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2009, 04:01:32 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 29, 2009, 03:52:20 PM


You guys must have grimy teeth up there in the Great White North. In the States it's all mortgage ads. See where that got us.
Is that because all people who wanted their teeth bleached have had the job done by now in the States?
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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2009, 04:06:37 PM »


Probably. Seems like everyone is buying those do-it-yourself whitening kits.


I remember an ad on TV a few years back. It was a teacher asking the kids (about kindergarten age), "What color is an apple?" "Red!"  "What color is the sky?" "Blue!"  "What color are my teeth?"  *slight pause*   "Eggshell!" "Stucco!" "Mother-of-Pearl!"


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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2009, 05:01:48 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 29, 2009, 04:06:37 PM


Probably. Seems like everyone is buying those do-it-yourself whitening kits.


I remember an ad on TV a few years back. It was a teacher asking the kids (about kindergarten age), "What color is an apple?" "Red!"  "What color is the sky?" "Blue!"  "What color are my teeth?"  *slight pause*   "Eggshell!" "Stucco!" "Mother-of-Pearl!"

I remember that commercial!!! I loved it when the last kid said "mother of pearl" :lol:

Here it's all those ads for how you can lose 2kg a week if you drink Acai juice. ::)
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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2009, 05:54:05 PM »
Saw a clip on TMF today. The teeth of the two ladies were that white that you could not see teeth anymore. Just this dash of white. So ugly.

Ads for whitening are not that big here though, only during night-selling shows. For the rest, we keep it as low profile as a whitening toothpaste. And that is more than enough.
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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2009, 08:55:08 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 29, 2009, 04:06:37 PM


Probably. Seems like everyone is buying those do-it-yourself whitening kits.


I remember an ad on TV a few years back. It was a teacher asking the kids (about kindergarten age), "What color is an apple?" "Red!"  "What color is the sky?" "Blue!"  "What color are my teeth?"  *slight pause*   "Eggshell!" "Stucco!" "Mother-of-Pearl!"




HAHAHAH! I remember that one too. I don't think teeth are naturally meant to be flashing white. These products can ruin tooth enamel as well.
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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2009, 10:20:01 AM »
Buy my new super-deluxe teeth whitening kit, it includes step by step directions on how to pour your choice of white-out or white latex paint onto your toothbrush.  Call now and I'll even send you and additional copy of the same sheet absolutely free, all you have to do is pay the shipping and handling cost of $19.95 CALL NOW!!!

Note: this treatment is not covered by any insurance plan and would probably make a dentist shit himself if you mentioned it to him, so keep it to yourself, and send cash since I have a bit of a tax problem.
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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2013, 05:34:08 AM »
Quote from: Gluey on October 29, 2009, 08:55:08 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 29, 2009, 04:06:37 PM


Probably. Seems like everyone is buying those do-it-yourself whitening kits.


I remember an ad on TV a few years back. It was a teacher asking the kids (about kindergarten age), "What color is an apple?" "Red!"  "What color is the sky?" "Blue!"  "What color are my teeth?"  *slight pause*   "Eggshell!" "Stucco!" "Mother-of-Pearl!"




HAHAHAH! I remember that one too. I don't think teeth are naturally meant to be flashing white.  These products can ruin tooth enamel as well.

  That's exactly why I don't have mine whitened.  I read about one woman whose teeth were porous to begin with,
   and the bleaching process made them even weaker, and she now has major decay to deal with!  :zombiefuck:
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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2013, 07:31:23 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 29, 2009, 04:06:37 PM


Probably. Seems like everyone is buying those do-it-yourself whitening kits.


I remember an ad on TV a few years back. It was a teacher asking the kids (about kindergarten age), "What color is an apple?" "Red!"  "What color is the sky?" "Blue!"  "What color are my teeth?"  *slight pause*   "Eggshell!" "Stucco!" "Mother-of-Pearl!"
I remember that commercial as well. We must have had an Australian version of it.
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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2013, 04:35:42 PM »
Dentist said good genes to me, because they looked so nice after many years without a dentist. I avoid all sweets, as best I can, brush 3 times a day, and floss one time.
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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2013, 08:47:36 PM »
And yet, you have cancer. shame really
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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2013, 08:26:34 AM »
I am in remisson, almost, but once the cancer gets used to the meds, I could die
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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2013, 08:31:33 AM »
I know one thing. we all will die from something
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Re: If I see another teeth whitning ad again...............
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2013, 09:17:18 AM »
Yes, thankyou, we do
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