A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Here's for some supposed hawtnesshttp://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news8205.htmlThat man has his wife as his advertising campaign.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
1600 grams of silicone. Doesn't seem like a good idea.
Why did she agree to do it?
Quote from: PPK on November 06, 2009, 03:23:28 PM1600 grams of silicone. Doesn't seem like a good idea.But if I'm on a cruise, and the ship goes down, she's the first person I'm grabbing on to.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on November 06, 2009, 03:34:32 PMQuote from: PPK on November 06, 2009, 03:23:28 PM1600 grams of silicone. Doesn't seem like a good idea.But if I'm on a cruise, and the ship goes down, she's the first person I'm grabbing on to. Like you wouldn't be groping her anyway.
Quote from: odeon on November 06, 2009, 01:14:37 PMWhy did she agree to do it?Money? Too many bees in her bonnet? Attention whore? Something must have gone wrong: "When your husband is a plastic surgeon, then the scalpel is your friend." We'll see Michael Jackson like pics of her in ten years I guess.
I have such a hard time wrapping my head around the idea of what a life would be like without substance and that your husband fell in love with you because he created you to be what he wanted, not because of who you even were to begin with. Man. And what does her family think of all this? If that were me, my parents would forcibly lock me up until someone talked some sense into me.