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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #60 on: November 06, 2009, 02:01:41 AM »
Here's for some supposed hawtness

http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news8205.html

That man has his wife as his advertising campaign.
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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #61 on: November 06, 2009, 10:32:05 AM »
Here's for some supposed hawtness

http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news8205.html

That man has his wife as his advertising campaign.
1.  That's sickening from a baisc "human beings aren't things and should not be treated as such" standpoint.
2.  She doesn't look that great in the after pic; she looks like a freak.
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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #62 on: November 06, 2009, 11:41:18 AM »
omg that's disguting.
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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #63 on: November 06, 2009, 11:42:04 AM »
and she looked better before.
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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #64 on: November 06, 2009, 12:29:31 PM »
Her before pic is supposedly "dowdy?" She was beautiful. I simply cannot imagine marrying a man who doesn't love you but will after he's turned you into his own personal barbie doll that he carved up himself. "Better than nature can do"....hmm....sounds like someone was trying to play God. That is disgusting. I wonder how much say she even got in her own surgery choices.

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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #65 on: November 06, 2009, 01:14:37 PM »
Why did she agree to do it?
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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #66 on: November 06, 2009, 03:23:28 PM »
1600 grams of silicone.  :thumbdn: Doesn't seem like a good idea.

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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #67 on: November 06, 2009, 03:34:32 PM »
1600 grams of silicone.  :thumbdn: Doesn't seem like a good idea.

But if I'm on a cruise, and the ship goes down, she's the first person I'm grabbing on to. :P

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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #68 on: November 06, 2009, 04:02:45 PM »
Why did she agree to do it?

Money? Too many bees in her bonnet? Attention whore?
Something must have gone wrong: "When your husband is a plastic surgeon, then the scalpel is your friend."  :zombiefuck: :hanged:

We'll see Michael Jackson like pics of her in ten years I guess.
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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #69 on: November 06, 2009, 04:46:14 PM »
Here's for some supposed hawtness

http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news8205.html

That man has his wife as his advertising campaign.

thats fucking awesome. cant find a hot chick? dont bother, when you can make one. great publicity for business too.

personally i would have put most of that 4lbs of Si in her ass, but to each his own, some guys like milkbags, some like ghetto onions.

soreiyu needs to date a plasty surg.
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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #70 on: November 06, 2009, 10:59:33 PM »
1600 grams of silicone.  :thumbdn: Doesn't seem like a good idea.

But if I'm on a cruise, and the ship goes down, she's the first person I'm grabbing on to. :P
Like you wouldn't be groping her anyway.  :zoinks:

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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #71 on: November 07, 2009, 09:05:50 AM »
1600 grams of silicone.  :thumbdn: Doesn't seem like a good idea.

But if I'm on a cruise, and the ship goes down, she's the first person I'm grabbing on to. :P
Like you wouldn't be groping her anyway.  :zoinks:

Bah. What kind of whore do you make me out to be? I don't "grope." I have more class than that. I like to "explore thoroughly with my hands." :green:

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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #72 on: November 08, 2009, 09:46:28 AM »
Why did she agree to do it?

Money? Too many bees in her bonnet? Attention whore?
Something must have gone wrong: "When your husband is a plastic surgeon, then the scalpel is your friend."  :zombiefuck: :hanged:

We'll see Michael Jackson like pics of her in ten years I guess.

Low self esteem, maybe?  She is supposedly thrilled with her new look.

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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #73 on: November 08, 2009, 09:52:50 AM »
I have such a hard time wrapping my head around the idea of what a life would be like without substance and that your husband fell in love with you because he created you to be what he wanted, not because of who you even were to begin with. Man. And what does her family think of all this? If that were me, my parents would forcibly lock me up until someone talked some sense into me.

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Re: Bjork and her supposed hawtness
« Reply #74 on: November 08, 2009, 09:54:06 AM »


I have such a hard time wrapping my head around the idea of what a life would be like without substance and that your husband fell in love with you because he created you to be what he wanted, not because of who you even were to begin with. Man. And what does her family think of all this? If that were me, my parents would forcibly lock me up until someone talked some sense into me.


That's because you have  substance. Some people don't.