A local UK resident has a serious Caffeine Addiction. So bad that even the LDS missionaries are refusing to visit his flat.
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Who's writing it?
Satan
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Wait, wait, wait...now I'm all confused. Who am I supposed to write to for my new vibrator? Satan or Santa?
Though I guarantee what Satan brings you is going to be a lot more fun.
Damnit. No STD's!!!! Sigh. The dilemma. I want to keep my soul but I want a really fun toy. Isn't there a compromise somewhere?
I think you're right. (okay I take that back about the wine and not feeling it....definitely starting to feel it.) So..do you think it will scar my children to see that Santa has left a vibrator in Mum's stocking?