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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2009, 06:45:15 PM »
Who's writing it?
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2009, 06:46:55 PM »
Satan
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2009, 06:49:45 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on October 23, 2009, 06:45:15 PM
Who's writing it?

It's your wish.

We ladies were quite happy with just Wein, Weib and something to eat.

So yours is the honour of making us crave for more. And I just noticed that appropriate thread Bint made for it.

Quote from: parts on October 23, 2009, 06:46:55 PM
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2009, 06:52:03 PM »


What? Santa writes porn?  Ohhh... SATAN. Nevermind.
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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2009, 06:53:25 PM »
Wait, wait, wait...now I'm all confused. Who am I supposed to write to for my new vibrator? Satan or Santa?
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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2009, 06:59:29 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 23, 2009, 06:53:25 PM
Wait, wait, wait...now I'm all confused. Who am I supposed to write to for my new vibrator? Satan or Santa?

Santa, he'll only want to make use of your credit card. Satan will want your soul and creditcard.
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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #36 on: October 23, 2009, 07:08:40 PM »


Though I guarantee what Satan brings you is going to be a lot more fun.
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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2009, 07:12:40 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 23, 2009, 07:08:40 PM


Though I guarantee what Satan brings you is going to be a lot more fun.

Oh, I thought he brought STD's and the idea that safe sex was a fallacy.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2009, 07:35:54 PM »
Damnit. No STD's!!!! Sigh. The dilemma. I want to keep my soul but I want a really fun toy. Isn't there a compromise somewhere?
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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2009, 07:37:54 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 23, 2009, 07:35:54 PM
Damnit. No STD's!!!! Sigh. The dilemma. I want to keep my soul but I want a really fun toy. Isn't there a compromise somewhere?
Santa,

He's all imagination and dreams. You can ask him what you want, and as long as your creditcard agrees, your soul will be safe, and your wish will be granted.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2009, 07:50:40 PM »
I think you're right. (okay I take that back about the wine and not feeling it....definitely starting to feel it.) So..do you think it will scar my children to see that Santa has left a vibrator in Mum's stocking?
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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2009, 07:53:25 PM »


As long as you aren't wearing the stocking at the time, it should be fine.
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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2009, 07:55:20 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 23, 2009, 07:50:40 PM
I think you're right. (okay I take that back about the wine and not feeling it....definitely starting to feel it.) So..do you think it will scar my children to see that Santa has left a vibrator in Mum's stocking?

Isn't there something like secret Santa presents?

(Not familiar with Santa, we have the real St Nic here on december 5th )
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2009, 08:07:44 PM »
Secret santa is when a bunch of friends/coworkers get together and you're given a name of someone in the group and you buy them a gift under X amount of dollars but you don't tell them it's from you.

Sooo...I'm up for secret santa. I'll give someone my addy if they'd like to give me a vibrator for Christmas.  :zoinks:
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Re: It's Friday night and everything's alright
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2009, 08:12:30 PM »
Done!
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems
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