*CG makes a little note and sticks it on her bathroom mirror*
When consuming wine, should someone set off your truck alarm, don't be so freaked out that someone is breaking into it, that you go running outside to see wearing nothing but a bra and a pair of yoga pants. You don't realize that you're standing in your front yard half naked until two things happen. A) Your nipples become bullets and B) the dudes at the 4 way stop honk at you and yell "HELL YEAH."
Someone needs to lock me in my room.