Why on earth would you even consider Ann Coulter? Surely, nobody's that desperate?
Sadly, I'v known of many guy's THAT desperate! It's called either, "The lights are out...who cares" or "put a bag over their head, a pussy's a pussy". In her case you'd have to put a bag and a gag on her!
And for the other side, Rush Limbaugh has been married 3-4 times, talk about desperate!