Wondering why I am still sitting here posting.
I put on a girliekissy movie to enforce sleep upon myself, but then I found myself here, typing, instead of falling out.

"Girliekissy movie," is that like a "date movie" or "chick flick"? No wonder you chose it as a sleep aid!
Not my kind of movie either; I'd rather see something funny, or suspenseful, or something with a lot of guns and explosions!