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Offline Leto729

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Re: What are are You doing right now?
« Reply #195 on: September 12, 2006, 02:48:19 AM »
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Re: What are are You doing right now?
« Reply #196 on: September 12, 2006, 03:46:14 AM »
touching my peanut.  suffering from heartburn.
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Re: What are are You doing right now?
« Reply #197 on: September 12, 2006, 03:55:18 AM »
is your peanut considered carry-on? ;D
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Re: What are are You doing right now?
« Reply #198 on: September 12, 2006, 04:51:04 AM »
Going to get my meds and then breakfast!
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Re: What are are You doing right now?
« Reply #199 on: September 12, 2006, 05:32:35 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 12, 2006, 03:46:14 AM
touching my peanut.  suffering from heartburn.

Do you have any bicarbonate of soda?

As long as you aren't on a low sodium diet, you can measure 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda and mix it into 4 ounces of water.
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Re: What are are You doing right now?
« Reply #200 on: September 12, 2006, 05:38:08 AM »
Quote from: MillaPill on September 12, 2006, 03:55:18 AM
is your peanut considered carry-on? ;D

it is a package, and i do like it to be stowed.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #201 on: September 12, 2006, 05:39:53 AM »
Shakily smoking a fag
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Re: What are are You doing right now?
« Reply #202 on: September 12, 2006, 05:40:46 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 12, 2006, 05:38:08 AM
Quote from: MillaPill on September 12, 2006, 03:55:18 AM
is your peanut considered carry-on? ;D

it is a package, and i do like it to be stowed.

Did you pack this yourself sir??  Would you mind if we searched it? ;)
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #203 on: September 12, 2006, 05:43:25 AM »
pat me down ma'am.  i've nothing to hide.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #204 on: September 12, 2006, 05:45:30 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 12, 2006, 05:43:25 AM
pat me down ma'am.  i've nothing to hide.

I was thinking a full body search

* purposefulinsanity twangs on rubber gloves  >:D
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #205 on: September 12, 2006, 05:46:33 AM »
just make sure that you lube that index finger first.



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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #206 on: September 12, 2006, 05:50:23 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 12, 2006, 05:46:33 AM
just make sure that you lube that index finger first.



 :-*

Oh I have plenty of lube, unfortunately I accidently left it in the freezer over night.

Is that cold??  >:D
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #207 on: September 12, 2006, 05:53:23 AM »
so cold it hurts so good.

hope you don't mind my involuntary bowel movement.  i feel shitty about it.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #208 on: September 12, 2006, 06:09:03 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 12, 2006, 05:53:23 AM
so cold it hurts so good.

hope you don't mind my involuntary bowel movement.  i feel shitty about it.

You do realise you're going to have to be punished severely for that, don't you?  ;)
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #209 on: September 12, 2006, 06:13:24 AM »
you better clean me up first.

small circles preferably, and don't you dare look at me when you do.
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