sigh - good point. sometimes, i forget to leave my sense of propriety at the door...

Not at my door, you don't. 
Does that mean she always behaves herself with you?? 
Yes, absolutely. Always. 
Well that's ruined my theory that you two were wonderfully depraved 
don't be insane, PI - there's a little word missing there, you know. the word goes after "behave", and is "badly".
in fact, it's probably three words - "very badly indeed".
so your trust and belief is not broken , honeysweetle.

feel better now?

Odin, you misled PI, tsk, tsk. you are a very,
very naughty boy. (thank fuck...

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