Whatching some little tit jump up and down on stage, thinking he's actually a talented musician.
Now football bitches!! 
What kind of football are you wanting?
I am a fan of athletes, more than teams and I love American football (can't really tolerate anything Euro, though), even if I only watch one or two games during the season, then the playoffs.
I can't know what you are without more words.
Take my words against me, if you need.
Who are you? What do you want?