A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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monk is ace. :lol:
Trying to keep from killing my daughter.Not really, but fuck!!I just caguht her, after refusing her noramla meal, eating into her second stick of butter. She has eaten a whole quatrter pound stick fo butter and started on a second.Obviously, she is missing some fats(!?!) in her diet or somethign. Ihave wokr to do.... to figure this one out.i blamed the cat, last time i found a wrapper butter hidden
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?