A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Pyraxis on July 24, 2008, 01:24:49 PMSitting in the Orlando airport waiting for my flight. Free wireless is making me very happy.Talk to people, you obsessed internet nerd.
Sitting in the Orlando airport waiting for my flight. Free wireless is making me very happy.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on July 24, 2008, 01:26:21 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on July 24, 2008, 01:24:49 PMSitting in the Orlando airport waiting for my flight. Free wireless is making me very happy.Talk to people, you obsessed internet nerd.I'd just spent most of the day talking to people verbally. Free wireless meant I could stop playing by their rules and talk to some people via keyboard. I don't see a sin there.
Sawing my way into a 2-litre of ginger ale. The bottle had a manufacturer's defect so that the lid wouldn't separate and come off.Like an idiot, I tried to cut the lid at the place where it would normally separate, before it occurred to me to just puncture the bottle.