"inspect" it? come off it, O Man - there are obviously better reasons to bald myself. 
oh, go on, then. as long as you inspect it with your tongue. 
/makes metal note to wax the more interesting parts of herself, immediately.
I'm doing this to help you, obviously. 
i can't possibly express how grateful i am. well, perhaps i can...
Could you demonstrate, rather than explain, you suppose? 
expression can be physical as well as verbal. and i know how you're more of an image man, rather than words. i#ll do my best, okay? i'm sure you'll let me know if i need to up the ante, at all.
