What are You doing right now?

[Lucifer]

Lucifer's not a vampire.

 No, but it was the evil "Things Changer" I was trying to repel.  Since, I now know she likes garlic,  I made a little trail leading to.....


Well, you figure it out.

 

now you've done it.  he's all pissy, now. 



(see you round the back of the sepulchre in ten...)

what's that, dear?  nothing, dear!   

[odeon]

I sometimes grille an entire bulb with butter or oil.

What are you changing? I assume you would not have mentioned it, if it was a secret.

his underwear, i hope.    

at least some of us wear underwear.

introducing change.

You subversive you!

oh, he's a dark horse, the O-Master.  a complete persubvert, under that *cough* meek and mild exterior.   

and underneath the meek and mild interior?

[Lucifer]

I sometimes grille an entire bulb with butter or oil.

What are you changing? I assume you would not have mentioned it, if it was a secret.

his underwear, i hope.    

at least some of us wear underwear.

yeah, on your bloody head, you mentalist.    anyway, i wear bras.  well, when i can keep them on.

introducing change.

You subversive you!

oh, he's a dark horse, the O-Master.  a complete persubvert, under that *cough* meek and mild exterior.   

and underneath the meek and mild interior?

no idea.  i don't think we've explored your interior, dear heart.     (yet.  still, the night is young...)

[odeon]

no idea.  i don't think we've explored your interior, dear heart.     (yet.  still, the night is young...)

my appendix is really sexy.

[Lucifer]

er, i think you need a medical finnish/english dictionary, my sweetle.  that's not your appendix. 

[DirtDawg]

no idea.  i don't think we've explored your interior, dear heart.     (yet.  still, the night is young...)

my appendix is really sexy.

Pinky sized and headless?  I'm doubting.

[Lucifer]

no idea.  i don't think we've explored your interior, dear heart.     (yet.  still, the night is young...)

my appendix is really sexy.

Pinky sized and headless?  I'm doubting.

it's okay, dawg.  keep breathing.  it does the job.  well, sort of.

[odeon]

what i'm doing now?

*distracted*

can i get back to you on this?

[DirtDawg]

no idea.  i don't think we've explored your interior, dear heart.     (yet.  still, the night is young...)

my appendix is really sexy.

Pinky sized and headless?  I'm doubting.

it's okay, dawg.  keep breathing.  it does the job.  well, sort of.

I have heard that one can live without it. Doesn't sound like such a big deal, to me.

[odeon]

no idea.  i don't think we've explored your interior, dear heart.     (yet.  still, the night is young...)

my appendix is really sexy.

Pinky sized and headless?  I'm doubting.

it's okay, dawg.  keep breathing.  it does the job.  well, sort of.

I have heard that one can live without it. Doesn't sound like such a big deal, to me.

[Lucifer]

no idea.  i don't think we've explored your interior, dear heart.     (yet.  still, the night is young...)

my appendix is really sexy.

Pinky sized and headless?  I'm doubting.

it's okay, dawg.  keep breathing.  it does the job.  well, sort of.

I have heard that one can live without it. Doesn't sound like such a big deal, to me.

ah.  i thought you were talking about his knob.   

[DirtDawg]

no idea.  i don't think we've explored your interior, dear heart.     (yet.  still, the night is young...)

my appendix is really sexy.

Pinky sized and headless?  I'm doubting.

it's okay, dawg.  keep breathing.  it does the job.  well, sort of.

I have heard that one can live without it. Doesn't sound like such a big deal, to me.

ah.  i thought you were talking about his knob.   

Did not know his knob was appendixed. I am duly impressed.

[Lucifer]

no idea.  i don't think we've explored your interior, dear heart.     (yet.  still, the night is young...)

my appendix is really sexy.

Pinky sized and headless?  I'm doubting.

it's okay, dawg.  keep breathing.  it does the job.  well, sort of.

I have heard that one can live without it. Doesn't sound like such a big deal, to me.

ah.  i thought you were talking about his knob.   

Did not know his knob was appendixed. I am duly impressed.

appendixed, referenced, footnoted and no errata whatsoever.   

[odeon]

what i liked the most was the referencing part.

[Lucifer]

what i liked the most was the referencing part.

why?