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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2715 on: April 30, 2007, 08:57:13 PM »
there is nothing wrong with orgasming.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2716 on: May 01, 2007, 12:06:47 AM »
there is nothing wrong with orgasming.

Quite true.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2717 on: May 01, 2007, 12:45:15 AM »
Whatever kind of whore you are, we love you.

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2718 on: May 01, 2007, 01:48:52 AM »



Actually, I worked in the bars, with various bands. Not all gay bars, of course, but there were MANY! I found that picking up women in a gay bar to be rather "straightforward", but the women  you are likely to hook up with, who frequent gay bars, seemed to all be amazing fucks.

Yes, I picked up a guy in drag one time, but it went nowhere, after he saw how surprised I was to be kissing a guy, so passonately. It turned him off, that I was so surprised. He was very pretty, in fact he WAS a girl in all outward appearance and to the touch (at first) and I was still considering a blowjob, but he was embarrassed and bolted.

Now that was a hot story to hear with my morning coffee.

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2719 on: May 01, 2007, 06:14:58 AM »



Actually, I worked in the bars, with various bands. Not all gay bars, of course, but there were MANY! I found that picking up women in a gay bar to be rather "straightforward", but the women  you are likely to hook up with, who frequent gay bars, seemed to all be amazing fucks.

Yes, I picked up a guy in drag one time, but it went nowhere, after he saw how surprised I was to be kissing a guy, so passonately. It turned him off, that I was so surprised. He was very pretty, in fact he WAS a girl in all outward appearance and to the touch (at first) and I was still considering a blowjob, but he was embarrassed and bolted.

Now that was a hot story to hear with my morning coffee.
i agree.  it was hot right before bed as well.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2720 on: May 01, 2007, 06:31:01 AM »



Actually, I worked in the bars, with various bands. Not all gay bars, of course, but there were MANY! I found that picking up women in a gay bar to be rather "straightforward", but the women  you are likely to hook up with, who frequent gay bars, seemed to all be amazing fucks.

Yes, I picked up a guy in drag one time, but it went nowhere, after he saw how surprised I was to be kissing a guy, so passonately. It turned him off, that I was so surprised. He was very pretty, in fact he WAS a girl in all outward appearance and to the touch (at first) and I was still considering a blowjob, but he was embarrassed and bolted.

Now that was a hot story to hear with my morning coffee.
i agree.  it was hot right before bed as well.
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But, I didn't get any.

... that time.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2721 on: May 01, 2007, 06:33:01 AM »
Yeah but the mind doesn't stop with the slightly frustrating non-action, it wanders off into steamy places where you actually did blow him and where he blew his load down your throat.

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2722 on: May 01, 2007, 06:37:36 AM »
A yay for ghey.

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2723 on: May 01, 2007, 06:56:09 AM »
Yeah but the mind doesn't stop with the slightly frustrating non-action, it wanders off into steamy places where you actually did blow him and where he blew his load down your throat.

Go forward a few years in time, first.

... Oh, and find someone more stable.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2724 on: May 01, 2007, 06:58:34 AM »
Yeah but the mind doesn't stop with the slightly frustrating non-action, it wanders off into steamy places where you actually did blow him and where he blew his load down your throat.

Go forward a few years in time, first.

... Oh, and find someone more stable.

Who needs to be more stable- you? or the guy you were with?

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2725 on: May 01, 2007, 07:01:59 AM »
Maybe he meant someone in a stable?

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2726 on: May 01, 2007, 07:03:42 AM »
Maybe he meant someone in a stable?

Lets skip the bestiality, shall we?

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2727 on: May 01, 2007, 07:11:31 AM »
Damn. You just take away all my excitement.

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2728 on: May 01, 2007, 07:50:52 AM »
Yeah but the mind doesn't stop with the slightly frustrating non-action, it wanders off into steamy places where you actually did blow him and where he blew his load down your throat.

Go forward a few years in time, first.

... Oh, and find someone more stable.

Who needs to be more stable- you? or the guy you were with?

That guy was a fluke. My first encounter was a fluke, too. That was a bit later.

The guy I first kissed was interpretting my shock, at discovering a dick where there shouldn't have been one, as homophobia. Thin skinned, I think. He was the one wearing the "girl suit" (actually, I'm sure he took a major hormone regimen) and yet he was making me out to be the one with a problem.
I'm not all that stable as some of you folks know, but I was more stable than he was.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2729 on: May 01, 2007, 08:27:12 AM »
I'm like nitroglycerin: leave me alone and you'll be fine. Try to stir me up and you'll regret it. Noli me tangere!  :evillaugh: