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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2685 on: April 26, 2007, 07:02:51 PM »
Trying to convince myself to shit,
and get ready to go out tonight.

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2686 on: April 26, 2007, 08:04:24 PM »
Trying to convince myself to shit,
and get ready to go out tonight.
why don't you kill two birds with one stone, and shit out.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2687 on: April 26, 2007, 08:46:56 PM »
Trying to convince myself to shit,
and get ready to go out tonight.
why don't you kill two birds with one stone, and shit out.

Nah. I need a bath every time I crap.

Dressed up, and mellowing with some Bowie,
getting ready to dance.

Might just end up talking to a particular cute thing -
I hope.

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2688 on: April 26, 2007, 09:13:41 PM »
report back if you get to take the dip.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2689 on: April 27, 2007, 01:44:21 AM »
Drinking :coffee: and postwhoring.  8)

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2690 on: April 27, 2007, 03:49:17 AM »
report back if you get to take the dip.

No dipping. Did talk to her (she initiated it).
She came up to me holding her hands out,
so I kissed them. All night, she couldn't keep
from petting my silk shirt. I think that I'm going
somewhere, but who really knows. She was dancing
with a number of gay guys - probably thinks I'm safe
and fruit. She's really fucking cute though. I just need
to get the guts to see if she'll meet me, so that we can
see if there's more  than an interest in one another's beauty.

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2691 on: April 27, 2007, 06:23:03 AM »
report back if you get to take the dip.

No dipping. Did talk to her (she initiated it).
She came up to me holding her hands out,
so I kissed them. All night, she couldn't keep
from petting my silk shirt. I think that I'm going
somewhere, but who really knows. She was dancing
with a number of gay guys - probably thinks I'm safe
and fruit. She's really fucking cute though. I just need
to get the guts to see if she'll meet me, so that we can
see if there's more  than an interest in one another's beauty.
I am sure you are just acking to find out about her "inner beauty"  :eyebrows:
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2692 on: April 27, 2007, 06:31:33 AM »
report back if you get to take the dip.

No dipping. Did talk to her (she initiated it).
She came up to me holding her hands out,
so I kissed them. All night, she couldn't keep
from petting my silk shirt. I think that I'm going
somewhere, but who really knows. She was dancing
with a number of gay guys - probably thinks I'm safe
and fruit. She's really fucking cute though. I just need
to get the guts to see if she'll meet me, so that we can
see if there's more  than an interest in one another's beauty.

i found that getting laid by women in a gay club was easy.
Misunderstood.

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2693 on: April 27, 2007, 08:39:10 AM »
most fag hags really just want a good deep dicking :penis:

(i can not get past these smiles so many good ones)
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2694 on: April 27, 2007, 09:24:28 AM »
report back if you get to take the dip.

No dipping. Did talk to her (she initiated it).
She came up to me holding her hands out,
so I kissed them. All night, she couldn't keep
from petting my silk shirt. I think that I'm going
somewhere, but who really knows. She was dancing
with a number of gay guys - probably thinks I'm safe
and fruit. She's really fucking cute though. I just need
to get the guts to see if she'll meet me, so that we can
see if there's more  than an interest in one another's beauty.

i found that getting laid by women in a gay club was easy.

When were you in a gay club?  Are you going to tell us your stories?
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2695 on: April 27, 2007, 09:47:51 AM »
You're kiddding, right?
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2696 on: April 27, 2007, 10:10:32 AM »
who's a kiddding where
quick gather the viligers we must hunt this kidding with our pitchforks
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2697 on: April 27, 2007, 12:58:43 PM »
i found that getting laid by women in a gay club was easy.

Yeah, but you're lucky if they're actual.

When were you in a gay club?  Are you going to tell us your stories?

Not a gay club. It's an 80's night thing that I've (sadly) gotten addicted to.
There tend to be a number of homosexuals there though. Actually, I turned
one girl away, a few months ago, because she was being too comfortable with
a guy that I KNOW is gay. She was carrying a little bit too much weight, and was
in her mid 20's though, so nowhere near as good a match. This girl is pretty damned
close to my ideal. I'd guess about 5'6" and can't weight much more than 100 lbs, with
one of the most perfect faces that I've seen. She moves well too.

On top of this, I pulled one of my lame jokes (she asked me my name, when I responded,
she repeated it back, so I acted like it was her name as well), and she handled it pretty
well - just playing along. Her friend was terribly confused by the whole exchange. People
who manage to play with my silliness like this are really promising to me.

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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2698 on: April 27, 2007, 02:23:01 PM »
report back if you get to take the dip.

No dipping. Did talk to her (she initiated it).
She came up to me holding her hands out,
so I kissed them. All night, she couldn't keep
from petting my silk shirt. I think that I'm going
somewhere, but who really knows. She was dancing
with a number of gay guys - probably thinks I'm safe
and fruit. She's really fucking cute though. I just need
to get the guts to see if she'll meet me, so that we can
see if there's more  than an interest in one another's beauty.

i found that getting laid by women in a gay club was easy.

When were you in a gay club?  Are you going to tell us your stories?

i used to go alot.  at least 30 times between the ages of 23-25.


maybe, i'll tell some stories.  if i can be arsed.
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Re: What are You doing right now?
« Reply #2699 on: April 27, 2007, 03:52:02 PM »
Preparing to go out to dinner with my wife for our 16th Anniversary.