Benni: "Uh hello my name is Benni and I am addicted to Caffeine."Ryan: "This is a bible study."Benni: O_O "Oh S#!t" *runs away*
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Smoking another Bali Shag, bummed out that the tobacco store is out of Samson again, listening to BOC's Secret Treaties, Wondering if I should instead get up off my ass and take a shower before going to bed, and typing this response to this thread out..
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Feeling shit and wishing I didn't.
I had cyber sex with a 24 year old Swedish bitch, but she probably logged off after having her orgasm. Bitch!