When i was young i was just a bad little kid, my momma noticed noticed funny things i did, like shooting puppies with a BB gun, i'd poison guppies and when i was done, i'd find a pussy cat and bash it's head, and that's when my momma said (what did she say?) she said my boy i think someday, you'll find a way to make your natural tendancies pay, you'll be a dentist! (You'll be a dentist) You have a talent for causing things pain. (pain) Son be a dentist. (son be a dentist) People will pay you to be inhumane. (I dunno, sounds like inumane again)
Your temperment is wrong for priesthood, and teaching would suit you still less. Son be a dentist, you'll be a success!