Using Crest Whitestrips and dreading the second dose, which tends to be very uncomfortable.
Ahhhhhhhh fucker fucker fucker, I was right. One more day and I'm done... (They're not causing real damage, but they sting.)
DONNNEEE!!! I'm FREEEEE! And they are noticeably whiter- a friend commented on it before I mentioned I was whitening them. (Not as weird as it sounds- she knows that I've done tooth whitening before, she does it too, and she wanted to know what I was using.)
And I know that whitening is kinda a vain thing to do, and they weren't lemon-drop yellow or anything, but my teeth are a little crooked- not enough to justify braces/a retainer, enough that I can do cool birdcalls- and I feel like this evens the crookedness out, aesthetically.