A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Interesting article Callaway. Does the cookie sheet distribute the heat more evenly? I believe that how thin the mix is in the bottom of my 8X8 pan has more to do with it than the oven setting since my cornbread doesn't burn on the edges when the oven is set to the temp specified in the directions. Finding that within 50 degrees is considered accurate is very surprising given that that is 12.5% of 400 degrees.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?