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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2009, 11:23:38 AM »
animals symptoms of distress are hard to pinpoint.

a parrot may pluck feathers due to stress, but the stress may come from anywhere.
maybe they live near a subway, and the parrot hears the trains much louder than everyone else.

it can be anything..
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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2009, 12:00:33 PM »
Exactly. That's my point. If he/she is continuining to pluck, then what they're doing right now isn't working and needs to be changed.
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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2009, 12:04:39 PM »


Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 23, 2009, 12:00:33 PM
Exactly. That's my point. If he/she is continuining to pluck, then what they're doing right now isn't working and they need to be eaten.


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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2009, 12:07:12 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 23, 2009, 12:04:39 PM


Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 23, 2009, 12:00:33 PM
Exactly. That's my point. If he/she is continuining to pluck, then what they're doing right now isn't working and they need to be eaten.


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who should they be eaten by? :I
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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2009, 12:08:59 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 23, 2009, 12:04:39 PM


Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 23, 2009, 12:00:33 PM
Exactly. That's my point. If he/she is continuining to pluck, then what they're doing right now isn't working and they need to be eaten.


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You're going to eat a parrot?  :zombiefuck:
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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2009, 12:10:48 PM »


parrot=little talking chicken
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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2009, 12:11:48 PM »
i thought we were having the owners

... over for dinner

mwuhuhuhuhuwait
i didnt laugh out loud did i? :zoinks:
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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2009, 12:14:15 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 23, 2009, 12:10:48 PM


parrot=little talking chicken

If they talk, I can't eat them. :P
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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2009, 12:19:35 PM »


"bock bock bock"  *munch*


"moooo"  *chomp*


"oink oink"  *om nom nom*


*arf arf*  ...well, you gotta draw the line somewhere
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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2009, 12:21:56 PM »
Bock, moo, and oink? No problem. The occassional quack is okay too (as in the duck, not the crazy people) but I can't do "polly wants a cracker."

(okay, I think that's one of the funniest sentences I've ever read). :laugh:
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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2009, 01:46:11 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on October 23, 2009, 11:05:18 AM
Quote from: Peter on October 23, 2009, 05:19:13 AM
Here's another good evolution pic:

is that from sierra leone?
i bet theres more than one naked chimp in the world, but i remember a chimp in a reserve there who was naked for having plucked fur off himself due to war trauma.
that one looks almost waxed tho :I

The description that accompanied the pic when I found it some months ago was that the chimp had lost it's hair due to a medical condition.
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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2009, 04:40:09 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 23, 2009, 12:10:48 PM


parrot=little talking chicken

... And sometimes parrot=gi-normous talking chicken.



These ones mostly say "Braaaak! Braaaak! Faaaaaark!" which is Cockatoo-speak for "I'm hungry!" Lucky for my son that there's a window between that beak and his pointy finger.  ;D
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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2009, 05:04:12 AM »


Those things could take a finger right off, couldn't they?
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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2009, 06:07:02 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 25, 2009, 05:04:12 AM


Those things could take a finger right off, couldn't they?

They do some severe damage at least.
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Re: i always appreciated birds as living dinosaurs, but check this
« Reply #29 on: October 25, 2009, 10:24:18 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 25, 2009, 05:04:12 AM


Those things could take a finger right off, couldn't they?

if not a finger, definitely a penis
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