Average looking people who talk about how good looking they are

["couldbecousin"]

  My skin is a strange thing.  It's thick, oily, with really large pores, the kind of sturdy hide that doesn't
  wrinkle too deeply or obviously.  But get close enough to the crepiness and the pockmarks (acne scars)
  in direct light, and it isn't pretty.  If I ever am on HD-TV, I'll look like a diseased orange! 

['andersom']

  My skin is a strange thing.  It's thick, oily, with really large pores, the kind of sturdy hide that doesn't
  wrinkle too deeply or obviously.  But get close enough to the crepiness and the pockmarks (acne scars)
  in direct light, and it isn't pretty.  If I ever am on HD-TV, I'll look like a diseased orange! 

Pancake, not only on the plates, also on the cooks.

["couldbecousin"]

  My skin is a strange thing.  It's thick, oily, with really large pores, the kind of sturdy hide that doesn't
  wrinkle too deeply or obviously.  But get close enough to the crepiness and the pockmarks (acne scars)
  in direct light, and it isn't pretty.  If I ever am on HD-TV, I'll look like a diseased orange! 

Pancake, not only on the plates, also on the cooks.

  Nah, let the world see the raw realness.  It's must-see TV! 

['andersom']

And after work, you'll apply the pancake, to avoid people recognising you in the streets.

["couldbecousin"]

And after work, you'll apply the pancake, to avoid people recognising you in the streets.

  After work, I may need a more thorough disguise than that. 

['andersom']

And after work, you'll apply the pancake, to avoid people recognising you in the streets.

  After work, I may need a more thorough disguise than that. 

A burqa and a fake beard.

[El]

Reading this thread from its start was like watching all of us experience and then move beyond middle school.  Like holy fuck.   

["couldbecousin"]

Reading this thread from its start was like watching all of us experience and then move beyond middle school.  Like holy fuck.   

  Middle school sucked!    Thank god I had bad knees that excused me from gym throughout high school.
    There might have been some Carrie moments if I'd had to share locker rooms with certain bitches.

[Gopher Gary]

I'm so handsome, I'm distracting.