A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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My skin is a strange thing. It's thick, oily, with really large pores, the kind of sturdy hide that doesn't wrinkle too deeply or obviously. But get close enough to the crepiness and the pockmarks (acne scars) in direct light, and it isn't pretty. If I ever am on HD-TV, I'll look like a diseased orange!
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 25, 2016, 06:21:12 PM My skin is a strange thing. It's thick, oily, with really large pores, the kind of sturdy hide that doesn't wrinkle too deeply or obviously. But get close enough to the crepiness and the pockmarks (acne scars) in direct light, and it isn't pretty. If I ever am on HD-TV, I'll look like a diseased orange! Pancake, not only on the plates, also on the cooks.
And after work, you'll apply the pancake, to avoid people recognising you in the streets.
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 26, 2016, 08:04:56 AMAnd after work, you'll apply the pancake, to avoid people recognising you in the streets. After work, I may need a more thorough disguise than that.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Reading this thread from its start was like watching all of us experience and then move beyond middle school. Like holy fuck.
