I have come to wreak vengeance on your sorry asses
I have a unique style of postign that is guaranteed to wind up all but the most mellow of posters
I have been honing it for years and this site appears to be my very Nemesis!
My ex is my ex because we were falling out too much (no unsurprisingly)
And it was MY decision to split, I wasnt dumped for being 'crap in bed' or other
equally grossly unimaginative reasons
Oh Peter you've already LOST any battle you want to have with me - surrender NOW cos I'm gonna
take your 'personality' (snigger) apart bit by sorry bit and you'll be weeping in a heap on the floor by the time I've finished with ya!
Es-me Â