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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2006, 07:11:26 AM »
Lol I knew that was coming next

No, not for a woman either - even LESS so for a woman

What is this fixation with the anal with men??

It has to be a safe tryout of gay sex

Esme   :D
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2006, 07:12:23 AM »
Quote from: esme456 on August 31, 2006, 06:02:12 AM
Piss Off!

I am totally against stuff like that!

I'm interested in ideas and information, not naked bodies - that's so dull!

A naked body should only be seen prior to f****** it, not in photo format!
- that's just for pervs who can't get any!

Esme   ::)

I'm guessing you're the one that's crap in bed.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2006, 07:13:22 AM »
Not at all

I said for ultimate satisfaction, I wasnt talking about the act itself

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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2006, 07:13:58 AM »
i have no fixation with anal sex.  i have a fixation with ALL things anal, thank you very much.
now when was the last time you took a crap?
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2006, 07:14:55 AM »
Who am I to say if I am or not

It doesnt bother me either way
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2006, 07:15:23 AM »
Do you ever deliberately smell your craps?  How would you describe their aroma?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2006, 07:15:49 AM »
Quote from: esme456 on August 31, 2006, 07:03:23 AM
Nope!

Not for no man or boy!



You like boys then?  How young?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2006, 07:16:26 AM »
God these questions are peurile, infantile and very very dull!

3 hours ago



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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2006, 07:17:52 AM »
did you recieve pleasure from your last shit?
have you ever taken a dump that was sooo big that you thought that you were going to have an orgasm?
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« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2006, 07:19:39 AM »
If you didn't come across as so annoying, we'd ask better questions.

Are you going to post a pic of yourself so that I can decide if you're worth fucking, and maybe masturbate to if you're not too ugly?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2006, 07:20:54 AM »
I wasn't talking about 'underage boys', that came out of the cesspit of your mind
not mine!

God you're dreary



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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2006, 07:21:33 AM »
Quote from: esme456 on August 31, 2006, 07:16:26 AM
God these questions are peurile, infantile and very very dull!

quoted for truth. 

Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on August 31, 2006, 07:19:39 AM
If you didn't come across as so annoying, we'd ask better questions.

ooooooooh!  hit a nerve, then?

hahahahaha!

oh, and hello esme.  i really hope that's short for esmeralda...?  ;)
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« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2006, 07:23:52 AM »
I knew what a nasty piece of work you were from just looking at your photo

You'll never get a sniff of someone as nice as me in your lifetime sunshine
cos I make it my mission in life to avoid your type like the plague

Just for once I felt like taking you on at your own game

It's turning my stomach though with every line
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« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2006, 07:25:46 AM »
Oh no a girl who thinks she's funny

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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2006, 07:26:28 AM »
But pete and i are the official welcoming committee.
we are here to see if you are intense enough.
do you think you can handle it here?
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