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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2009, 03:41:45 AM »
ALL HAIL THE GREAT TURNSNIP!!!

Oh wait, that can't be right...
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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2009, 03:45:34 AM »
ALL HAIL THE GREAT TURNSNIP!!!

Oh wait, that can't be right...

Oh help, a pantheist in disguise, saying it is all the same soup. Subtle but severe blasphemy!!!

The TURNIP is an envious TURNIP.

Accept the love of the TURNIP
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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #47 on: October 16, 2009, 03:47:45 AM »
ALL HAIL THE GREAT TURNSNIP!!!

Oh wait, that can't be right...

Those of the sacred PARSNIP! will not tolerate such...such... heresy against the PARSNIP!

you...you...DOUBLE HERETIC!

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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #48 on: October 16, 2009, 03:53:42 AM »
Well, here we do agree Pika.

The veneration of the turnsnip is an atrocity that should be fought and destroyed by all means.

Bring in the piles of fire.

Burn the utter blasphemists!!!
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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #49 on: October 16, 2009, 03:58:33 AM »
Ah, time for good ol' religious persecution... :zoinks:

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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #50 on: October 16, 2009, 04:07:41 AM »
Lets go and gather dry wood. Nothing as bonding as a good burning. 
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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #51 on: October 16, 2009, 04:09:53 AM »
Well, Punkdrew?

What say you for your crimes against the almighty sacred PARSNIP! and the less-sacred-but-still-alright-I-guess-Turnip?

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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #52 on: October 16, 2009, 04:13:56 AM »
Lets have a pillaging and looting festival too,

All to the honour of the glorious TURNIP.

While loving our slightly misguided brethren and sisters who worship the parsnip.
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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #53 on: October 16, 2009, 04:16:36 AM »
Oooooh, Pillaging and looting!

But wait, is this really the good that the PARSNIP! decreed? The Almight PARSNIP! envisioned a world werein deliciousness reigned, and people were most excellent to one another...

If the misguided followers of the warmongering turnip do not turn from their astray ways, then it shall undoubtedly lead to Holy War....

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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #54 on: October 16, 2009, 04:20:05 AM »
Don't be an arsehole now. We can have fun pillaging, looting and burning.

The holy war can wait. The TURNIP is forever.

Lets eradicate the turnsnips followers first in a joint feast.
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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #55 on: October 16, 2009, 04:21:52 AM »
Ah, but where would the might that would be forged during the campaign be turned to afterwards? I have little faith that the followers of the Almighty PARSNIP! would not be the next to fall under the gaze of the wretchedness of the Turnip....

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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #56 on: October 16, 2009, 04:33:16 AM »
Of course,

We will have our holy war.

Just a bit later.

First we'll have joint fun with the likes of Punkdrew.  :evillaugh:

Kind of warming up (pun intended)

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I put my trust in the TURNIP

* goes off, to find lots of wood, rakes and what not   :evillaugh: *
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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #57 on: October 16, 2009, 04:33:24 AM »
Screw you guys... It's the almighty...

 Brussels Sprouts!...

There is a reason why lots of people hate it, it's because they're programmed to respect this holy vegetable at all costs, duh. :duh:
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #58 on: October 16, 2009, 04:34:26 AM »
...Well, we know who is next in line for the pyre....

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Re: Oi RPM1978
« Reply #59 on: October 16, 2009, 08:12:46 AM »
Oi! I still want that religious twatface to answer my long ass post  :laugh: