Ask Eamonn.

[The_P]

Faggs - ??
Eclair - ??
PI - ??
Duncvis - ??
Eamonn - 1
Peegai - 0 (Dur hur!)

Eamonn is jealous of the other people and their conquests, so he berates me with his first and only one. Typical.

(I'm not being emo here, folks. Just messing around.)

[Eamonn]

Eamonn, why is it so funny for anyone to be a virgin?

I don't know, but I tend to get these insults a lot from the likes of Omega, Faggs, and whatnot. If losing my virginity was so crucial for me, I would've hired an escort by now, but I haven't. I simply haven't met a girl I'm comfortable to have sex with yet.

I wouldn't worry about it.  Half of them don't know or care what they are doing anyway, so it hardly counts as sex....more like masturbating into a vagina.

It's all about getting approval for most of them, at the end of day. Pathetic, if you ask me.

Yes, well I'd hardly be aspiring to Flagg's standards anyway!

I don't fully understand your statement, but I can assure you that I have no qualm with people who enjoy sex, just those who mock me for not getting any.

Sorry if I misread you.

Part of life, son. You need to get used to it (you're good enough at dishing the slaggings out) if we are to make a man of you yet.

[Eamonn]

Oh yeah, everyone has sex just to look cool. That's the story of evolution in a nutshell folks No need to look into it any further and we can call of any more studies into human behaviour because it makes you pair feel better. I was just pointing out to pea that he would have more chance if he went out into pubs/clubs to meet girls instead of sitting on the net all the time. It can be done, you just need to make the first move.  Anyway peaguy has called me all sorts, Eclair, that's the way we speak to each other. Ladishness and all that.

But right now I'm not interested, and there's nothing wrong with that.

And pubs/clubs are not my thing. They bore me and are too rowdy.

LOL, anything you want to disclose to us wee-peas? Any closets need opened up?

[The_P]

Eamonn, why is it so funny for anyone to be a virgin?

I don't know, but I tend to get these insults a lot from the likes of Omega, Faggs, and whatnot. If losing my virginity was so crucial for me, I would've hired an escort by now, but I haven't. I simply haven't met a girl I'm comfortable to have sex with yet.

I wouldn't worry about it.  Half of them don't know or care what they are doing anyway, so it hardly counts as sex....more like masturbating into a vagina.

It's all about getting approval for most of them, at the end of day. Pathetic, if you ask me.

Yes, well I'd hardly be aspiring to Flagg's standards anyway!

I don't fully understand your statement, but I can assure you that I have no qualm with people who enjoy sex, just those who mock me for not getting any.

Sorry if I misread you.

Part of life, son. You need to get used to it (you're good enough at dishing the slaggings out) if we are to make a man of you yet.

I don't mind getting bitched at, but I just find the virgin thing tedious and non-sensical.

"Your calculations are incorrect."
"Hah! At least I'm not a virgin!"
"..."

[Eamonn]

Faggs - ??
Eclair - ??
PI - ??
Duncvis - ??
Eamonn - 1
Peegai - 0 (Dur hur!)

Eamonn is jealous of the other people and their conquests, so he berates me with his first and only one. Typical.

(I'm not being emo here, folks. Just messing around.)

I have been with an undisclosed number of women. More than you, that's all you need to worry about.

[The_P]

Faggs - ??
Eclair - ??
PI - ??
Duncvis - ??
Eamonn - 1
Peegai - 0 (Dur hur!)

Eamonn is jealous of the other people and their conquests, so he berates me with his first and only one. Typical.

(I'm not being emo here, folks. Just messing around.)

I have been with an undisclosed number of women. More than you, that's all you need to worry about.

And you're unemployed and drinking yourself to a stupor. Hurray!

[The_P]

Oh yeah, everyone has sex just to look cool. That's the story of evolution in a nutshell folks No need to look into it any further and we can call of any more studies into human behaviour because it makes you pair feel better. I was just pointing out to pea that he would have more chance if he went out into pubs/clubs to meet girls instead of sitting on the net all the time. It can be done, you just need to make the first move.  Anyway peaguy has called me all sorts, Eclair, that's the way we speak to each other. Ladishness and all that.

But right now I'm not interested, and there's nothing wrong with that.

And pubs/clubs are not my thing. They bore me and are too rowdy.

LOL, anything you want to disclose to us wee-peas? Any closets need opened up?

Just being honest with who I am, unlike most people online.

[Eclair]

Pea:  By Flagg's standards, I meant, he's with Graelwyn...like as if you should be bothered by his comments...looks to me like his standards aren't very high anyway.

I wasn't having a go at you.  

Eamonn:  Yes, I know you are having some loving banter with Pea.  

[Eamonn]

Faggs - ??
Eclair - ??
PI - ??
Duncvis - ??
Eamonn - 1
Peegai - 0 (Dur hur!)

Eamonn is jealous of the other people and their conquests, so he berates me with his first and only one. Typical.

(I'm not being emo here, folks. Just messing around.)

I have been with an undisclosed number of women. More than you, that's all you need to worry about.

And you're unemployed and drinking yourself to a stupor. Hurray!

Thanks.

[The_P]

"I'm depressed and need psychiatric help, but hey -- I'm not a virgin like Peegai, LOL!"

Yep. 

[Eclair]

"I'm depressed and need psychiatric help, but hey -- I'm not a virgin like Peegai, LOL!"

Yep. 

So on all accounts, he's fucked then?

[The_P]

"I'm depressed and need psychiatric help, but hey -- I'm not a virgin like Peegai, LOL!"

Yep. 

So on all accounts, he's fucked then?

I just don't get his logic. He seems to have issues, but he's justifying his worth to me by highlighting his conquests. There's loads of people on here who are dependent on meds, psychiatric help, and whatnot, but do you see them self-gratifying themselves that they're not virgins? Who gives a shit if you are, anyway? I'm not obligated to fuck people if I don't want to.

[Eclair]

"I'm depressed and need psychiatric help, but hey -- I'm not a virgin like Peegai, LOL!"

Yep. 

So on all accounts, he's fucked then?

I just don't get his logic. He seems to have issues, but he's justifying his worth to me by highlighting his conquests. There's loads of people on here who are dependent on meds, psychiatric help, and whatnot, but do you see them self-gratifying themselves that they're not virgins? Who gives a shit if you are, anyway? I'm not obligated to fuck people if I don't want to.

Eamonn sounds like a normal guy to me, if  you put it into that context - yes, he's in denial, but his cock works with the laydeez...oh, sorry, ladee (singular rather than plural).

You however, sound like a sensible guy to me pea.

[Eamonn]

"I'm depressed and need psychiatric help, but hey -- I'm not a virgin like Peegai, LOL!"

Yep. 

So on all accounts, he's fucked then?

I just don't get his logic. He seems to have issues, but he's justifying his worth to me by highlighting his conquests. There's loads of people on here who are dependent on meds, psychiatric help, and whatnot, but do you see them self-gratifying themselves that they're not virgins? Who gives a shit if you are, anyway? I'm not obligated to fuck people if I don't want to.

More like they're not interested in you because you are busy being emo.

[Eamonn]

"I'm depressed and need psychiatric help, but hey -- I'm not a virgin like Peegai, LOL!"

Yep. 

So on all accounts, he's fucked then?

I just don't get his logic. He seems to have issues, but he's justifying his worth to me by highlighting his conquests. There's loads of people on here who are dependent on meds, psychiatric help, and whatnot, but do you see them self-gratifying themselves that they're not virgins? Who gives a shit if you are, anyway? I'm not obligated to fuck people if I don't want to.

Eamonn sounds like a normal guy to me, if  you put it into that context - yes, he's in denial, but his cock works with the laydeez...oh, sorry, ladee (singular rather than plural).

You however, sound like a sensible guy to me pea.

In denial how? I am the most brutally honest person i know.