Ask Eamonn.

[The_P]

He's a musician and a badass who's making a reputation of himself with the YouTube community with his Maddox-esque ranting style. Not saying that he's trying to be like Maddox, it's just similar somewhat.

Hands down, he's better with the flaming than I am.

I piss on reputations.

I pissed in your proverbial lager.

Just so it tastes more like English lager?

I wouldn't know; I don't drink alcohol.

[Eamonn]

He's a musician and a badass who's making a reputation of himself with the YouTube community with his Maddox-esque ranting style. Not saying that he's trying to be like Maddox, it's just similar somewhat.

Hands down, he's better with the flaming than I am.

I piss on reputations.

I pissed in your proverbial lager.

Just so it tastes more like English lager?

I wouldn't know; I don't drink alcohol.

No wonder you are still a virgin. You need to learn to live a little, boy.

[The_P]

He's a musician and a badass who's making a reputation of himself with the YouTube community with his Maddox-esque ranting style. Not saying that he's trying to be like Maddox, it's just similar somewhat.

Hands down, he's better with the flaming than I am.

I piss on reputations.

I pissed in your proverbial lager.

Just so it tastes more like English lager?

I wouldn't know; I don't drink alcohol.

No wonder you are still a virgin. You need to learn to live a little, boy.

I drank alcohol when I was younger, but I eventually decided to give it up for health reasons. If people want to drink, fine, but I don't like it anymore. What's wrong with that?

And the virgin retort is so passe.

[Eamonn]

He's a musician and a badass who's making a reputation of himself with the YouTube community with his Maddox-esque ranting style. Not saying that he's trying to be like Maddox, it's just similar somewhat.

Hands down, he's better with the flaming than I am.

I piss on reputations.

I pissed in your proverbial lager.

Just so it tastes more like English lager?

I wouldn't know; I don't drink alcohol.

No wonder you are still a virgin. You need to learn to live a little, boy.

I have drank alcohol when I was younger, but I eventually decided to give it up for health reasons. If people want to drink, fine, but I don't like it anymore. What's wrong with that?

And the virgin retort is so passe.

And the burds so passy you every day without even looking in your direction.

[The_P]

He's a musician and a badass who's making a reputation of himself with the YouTube community with his Maddox-esque ranting style. Not saying that he's trying to be like Maddox, it's just similar somewhat.

Hands down, he's better with the flaming than I am.

I piss on reputations.

I pissed in your proverbial lager.

Just so it tastes more like English lager?

I wouldn't know; I don't drink alcohol.

No wonder you are still a virgin. You need to learn to live a little, boy.

I have drank alcohol when I was younger, but I eventually decided to give it up for health reasons. If people want to drink, fine, but I don't like it anymore. What's wrong with that?

And the virgin retort is so passe.

And the burds so passy you every day without even looking in your direction.

C'est la vie. 

So tell us about your current girlfriend, Eamonn.

[Eamonn]

He's a musician and a badass who's making a reputation of himself with the YouTube community with his Maddox-esque ranting style. Not saying that he's trying to be like Maddox, it's just similar somewhat.

Hands down, he's better with the flaming than I am.

I piss on reputations.

I pissed in your proverbial lager.

Just so it tastes more like English lager?

I wouldn't know; I don't drink alcohol.

No wonder you are still a virgin. You need to learn to live a little, boy.

I have drank alcohol when I was younger, but I eventually decided to give it up for health reasons. If people want to drink, fine, but I don't like it anymore. What's wrong with that?

And the virgin retort is so passe.

And the burds so passy you every day without even looking in your direction.

C'est la vie. 

So tell us about your current girlfriend, Eamonn.

I dont have one. 

[The_P]

So you had sex with just one person, and now you have the biggest cock in the northern hemisphere?

Delusions of grandeur.

[Eclair]

Eamonn, why is it so funny for anyone to be a virgin?

[The_P]

Eamonn, why is it so funny for anyone to be a virgin?

I don't know, but I tend to get these insults a lot from the likes of Omega, Faggs, and whatnot. If losing my virginity was so crucial for me, I would've hired an escort by now, but I haven't. I simply haven't met a girl I'm comfortable to have sex with yet.

[Eclair]

Eamonn, why is it so funny for anyone to be a virgin?

I don't know, but I tend to get these insults a lot from the likes of Omega, Faggs, and whatnot. If losing my virginity was so crucial for me, I would've hired an escort by now, but I haven't. I simply haven't met a girl I'm comfortable to have sex with yet.

I wouldn't worry about it.  Half of them don't know or care what they are doing anyway, so it hardly counts as sex....more like masturbating into a vagina.

[The_P]

Eamonn, why is it so funny for anyone to be a virgin?

I don't know, but I tend to get these insults a lot from the likes of Omega, Faggs, and whatnot. If losing my virginity was so crucial for me, I would've hired an escort by now, but I haven't. I simply haven't met a girl I'm comfortable to have sex with yet.

I wouldn't worry about it.  Half of them don't know or care what they are doing anyway, so it hardly counts as sex....more like masturbating into a vagina.

It's all about getting approval for most of them, at the end of day. Pathetic, if you ask me.

[Eclair]

Eamonn, why is it so funny for anyone to be a virgin?

I don't know, but I tend to get these insults a lot from the likes of Omega, Faggs, and whatnot. If losing my virginity was so crucial for me, I would've hired an escort by now, but I haven't. I simply haven't met a girl I'm comfortable to have sex with yet.

I wouldn't worry about it.  Half of them don't know or care what they are doing anyway, so it hardly counts as sex....more like masturbating into a vagina.

It's all about getting approval for most of them, at the end of day. Pathetic, if you ask me.

Yes, well I'd hardly be aspiring to Flagg's standards anyway!

[Eamonn]

Oh yeah, everyone has sex just to look cool. That's the story of evolution in a nutshell folks No need to look into it any further and we can call of any more studies into human behaviour because it makes you pair feel better. I was just pointing out to pea that he would have more chance if he went out into pubs/clubs to meet girls instead of sitting on the net all the time. It can be done, you just need to make the first move.  Anyway peaguy has called me all sorts, Eclair, that's the way we speak to each other. Ladishness and all that.

[The_P]

Eamonn, why is it so funny for anyone to be a virgin?

I don't know, but I tend to get these insults a lot from the likes of Omega, Faggs, and whatnot. If losing my virginity was so crucial for me, I would've hired an escort by now, but I haven't. I simply haven't met a girl I'm comfortable to have sex with yet.

I wouldn't worry about it.  Half of them don't know or care what they are doing anyway, so it hardly counts as sex....more like masturbating into a vagina.

It's all about getting approval for most of them, at the end of day. Pathetic, if you ask me.

Yes, well I'd hardly be aspiring to Flagg's standards anyway!

I don't fully understand your statement, but I can assure you that I have no qualm with people who enjoy sex, just those who mock me for not getting any.

Sorry if I misread you.

[The_P]

Oh yeah, everyone has sex just to look cool. That's the story of evolution in a nutshell folks No need to look into it any further and we can call of any more studies into human behaviour because it makes you pair feel better. I was just pointing out to pea that he would have more chance if he went out into pubs/clubs to meet girls instead of sitting on the net all the time. It can be done, you just need to make the first move.  Anyway peaguy has called me all sorts, Eclair, that's the way we speak to each other. Ladishness and all that.

But right now I'm not interested, and there's nothing wrong with that.

And pubs/clubs are not my thing. They bore me and are too rowdy.