Ask Eamonn.

[The_P]

The man with a job and a renewed social life is back.

A fucking mind-reader we have here. Do you see dead people too? Talking of which, mcjagger, your mine. I have a feeling the picture im sending you will scare you out of arguing with me and maybe then you'll stop having gay fantasies about me. If only because you fear me.

A broken record you are, sir.

[Eamonn]

Mess with me you gimp and youll be too mentally shattered and feart to get into a row with your intelectual equal (randy). You bore me mcjagger, there's little to you but i'll come at you so hard and fast you'll think your surrounded and knock you fuckin good looking. (Badly needed)
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[The_P]

Mess with me you gimp and youll be too mentally shattered and feart to get into a row with your intelectual equal (randy). You bore me mcjagger, there's little to you but i'll come at you so hard and fast you'll think your surrounded and knock you fuckin good looking. (Badly needed)

I wonder if you're related to the Duffies? You're so fucking obtuse -- and dolally.

[Eamonn]

Mess with me you gimp and youll be too mentally shattered and feart to get into a row with your intelectual equal (randy). You bore me mcjagger, there's little to you but i'll come at you so hard and fast you'll think your surrounded and knock you fuckin good looking. (Badly needed)

I wonder if you're related to the Duffies? You're so fucking obtuse.

Mcjaggers learned a new word. Did you find that on an online pictionary book for dyslexic retarded umpa-lumpas?

[The_P]

Mess with me you gimp and youll be too mentally shattered and feart to get into a row with your intelectual equal (randy). You bore me mcjagger, there's little to you but i'll come at you so hard and fast you'll think your surrounded and knock you fuckin good looking. (Badly needed)

I wonder if you're related to the Duffies? You're so fucking obtuse.

Mcjaggers learned a new word. Did you find that on an online pictionary book for dyslexic retarded umpa-lumpas?

Hehehehe! 

[McGiver]

The man with a job and a renewed social life is back.

A fucking mind-reader we have here. Do you see dead people too? Talking of which, mcjagger, your mine. I have a feeling the picture im sending you will scare you out of arguing with me and maybe then you'll stop having gay fantasies about me. If only because you fear me.

i doubt that you will cure me of my gay fantasies for you.

[The_P]

Since it's my birthday today, would you do me the honour of giving me a blow job?

[Eamonn]

Since it's my birthday today, would you do me the honour of giving me a blow job?

NO! Fuckoff! Happy bday BTW.

[The_P]

Since it's my birthday today, would you do me the honour of giving me a blow job?

NO! Fuckoff! Happy bday BTW.

Danke.

[The_P]

How's Eamonn's well-being these days? Moved to a new flat yet?

[Eamonn]

Im okily-dokily. Still in the same flat, still not lovin the polis and still got love for ma peeps. Hows my favourite Pea? (outside of bigga peas and the mushy stuff out of harry ramsdens)

[The_P]

Im okily-dokily. Still in the same flat, still not lovin the polis and still got love for ma peeps. Hows my favourite Pea? (outside of bigga peas and the mushy stuff out of harry ramsdens)

My body has underwent some positive improvements these days, seeing as I eat more fruit and train myself through rigorous workouts (cardio, hindu press-ups, etc). I'm also enrolling in a catering course, in case you're not up-to-date with my career plans.

Have you ever thought of going to college?

[Eamonn]

I've thought about it but it's not for me right now. LOL @ hindu press-ups.

[The_P]

I've thought about it but it's not for me right now. LOL @ hindu press-ups.

What's so funny about them?

The hindu press-up, ladies and gents: http://www.frixo.com/sites/fitness/exercises/Hindupress.html

Something that Eamonn would not aspire to do because his fat arse forbids him to do them.

[McGiver]

what is your middle name?

i bet it's charles.