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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #75 on: October 13, 2009, 05:19:41 AM »
I think her sex drive is somehow channelling into me.  :facepalm:

Have been a horny cunt since the past month, very thought of anything sexual makes the wee fella throb. Last night I've probably wanked more than I did in the previous 4 months.

Bints called. She wants her sex drive back. :lol:

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #76 on: October 13, 2009, 05:28:12 AM »
I think the problem is with my body  :(  Something inside the binty cunt just got disconnected.

The orgasms used to give myself were awesome ffs now it's just like "Oh. That was it?"

I shall persevere though!  At least I'm getting more wet than I got a month ago  :green:

(TMI, TMI, TMI - sorry folks  :laugh:)

At your age though, be sure to do more manually than with BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend  :green: ) because your body can become more desensitized. It's not as natural as the old fashioned way and if you're with a partner, it makes it harder to get off if you're used to a vibrator.

Damn. I'm going to have to change my title to Dr. Sexy Abby. :P I'm throwing out TMI all over the place.
Hmm.  My logic would be that it would prolly also be more difficult to get off a variety of ways if you kept doing the same thing (BOB or non-BOB).
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #77 on: October 13, 2009, 06:42:51 AM »


variety is the spice of life wanking

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #78 on: October 13, 2009, 10:49:34 AM »
I think her sex drive is somehow channelling into me.  :facepalm:

Have been a horny cunt since the past month, very thought of anything sexual makes the wee fella throb. Last night I've probably wanked more than I did in the previous 4 months.

Bints called. She wants her sex drive back. :lol:

 :indeed:

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #79 on: October 13, 2009, 11:48:28 AM »
Being charged $25 to check one small bag from DC to Syracuse via Boston. Now I have to charge the American taxpayer to reimburse me for the official travel expense. That's fucked up on soooo many levels. I am required to fly contracted flights at 2-3 times what I would pay booking independently, then get charged for one freakin' bag! :finger:

And it all comes out of the American taxpayers' pockets!!!
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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #80 on: October 13, 2009, 01:15:09 PM »
What line of work are you in, T?

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #81 on: October 13, 2009, 01:58:51 PM »
My brain when it's sleepy.

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #82 on: October 13, 2009, 02:01:37 PM »
I hate that I get tired and that I actually have to sleep.   I would get so much more done if I could be awake 24/7.
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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #83 on: October 13, 2009, 03:59:53 PM »
What line of work are you in, T?


Environment and safety for Navy self-defense systems.
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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #84 on: October 13, 2009, 04:04:36 PM »
What line of work are you in, T?


Environment and safety for Navy self-defense systems.

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is that what it says on your business card? That's a helluva title. :laugh: Does it always require you to travel this much?

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #85 on: October 13, 2009, 04:18:16 PM »
Going over my shift. We were supposed to be done at five but someone got sick and we ended up with one extra restroom to clean so it made us get an extra half hour of work.

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #86 on: October 13, 2009, 04:20:17 PM »
What line of work are you in, T?


Environment and safety for Navy self-defense systems.
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is that what it says on your business card? That's a helluva title. :laugh: Does it always require you to travel this much?


For environmental reasons I do not have business cards. The previous program I worked on had me travelling two weeks per month, including 3-4 trips to Germany, since it was a joint program. My current program doesn't travel much. This is my first trip in the two years since I started this program. The Program Office in DC makes everyone travel to DC for meetings, which is local travel for me.
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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #87 on: October 13, 2009, 04:23:55 PM »
i cna;t believe i haven't yet posted about how annoying it is to be itchy

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #88 on: October 14, 2009, 11:55:58 AM »
Being charged $25 to check one small bag from DC to Syracuse via Boston. Now I have to charge the American taxpayer to reimburse me for the official travel expense. That's fucked up on soooo many levels. I am required to fly contracted flights at 2-3 times what I would pay booking independently, then get charged for one freakin' bag! :finger:

And it all comes out of the American taxpayers' pockets!!!

You are allowed one carry on size bag and one personal item (like a laptop computer bag) that you can take on the plane with you, but I agree $25 to check a bag is ridiculous.

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #89 on: October 14, 2009, 02:48:08 PM »
Being charged $25 to check one small bag from DC to Syracuse via Boston. Now I have to charge the American taxpayer to reimburse me for the official travel expense. That's fucked up on soooo many levels. I am required to fly contracted flights at 2-3 times what I would pay booking independently, then get charged for one freakin' bag! :finger:

And it all comes out of the American taxpayers' pockets!!!

You are allowed one carry on size bag and one personal item (like a laptop computer bag) that you can take on the plane with you, but I agree $25 to check a bag is ridiculous.

They do that to stay in business and it's also to get passengers to bring less items so they can lighten the load. The lighter the stuff, less gas they use. I remember how we went out to Wisconsin in summer of 1992 and boy did it look like we were moving because we had a bunch of boxes with our toys in it and other things and today it would have cost us a fortune.  We were going there for a few weeks and mom said it was our new home and we live there now lol.