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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #75 on: October 15, 2009, 04:43:41 PM »


Your boobs are the answer to the universe, life and everything, so I choose to believe you.


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Why don't you two just do it already? :P
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #76 on: October 15, 2009, 04:54:35 PM »
who showed up for Thanksgiving dinner and is trying to figure out who's dating who, who's an ass, why so and so likes/hates so and so. But I did manage to figure out that Sol was the creepy Uncle and he wasn't invited to dinner this year.

Should there be a flow chart available, please PM me. Thank you.  :green:

This Thanksgiving family gathering is becoming more and more interesting.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #77 on: October 15, 2009, 04:56:28 PM »
who showed up for Thanksgiving dinner and is trying to figure out who's dating who, who's an ass, why so and so likes/hates so and so. But I did manage to figure out that Sol was the creepy Uncle and he wasn't invited to dinner this year.

Should there be a flow chart available, please PM me. Thank you.  :green:

This Thanksgiving family gathering is becoming more and more interesting.

Tell me about it. :P

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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #78 on: October 15, 2009, 05:02:19 PM »


Your boobs are the answer to the universe, life and everything, so I choose to believe you.


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Why don't you two just do it already? :P
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You have to look in my karma to see where EBM got the boob joke from. ;) But if I rock his world, we'll post some sort of warning. Promise. :P

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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #79 on: October 15, 2009, 05:10:01 PM »
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #80 on: October 15, 2009, 05:32:17 PM »
Dude, you won't leave Manchester and come and live on a llama farm with me.  :zoinks: Shit, you even have ME saying llamas. I meant alpacas. :P

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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #81 on: October 15, 2009, 05:33:14 PM »
hey YOU bring your ass over here then, lazy

and your llamas

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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #82 on: October 16, 2009, 12:39:19 AM »


Your boobs are the answer to the universe, life and everything, so I choose to believe you.


fixed

Why don't you two just do it already? :P
:rofl: :plus:

You have to look in my karma to see where EBM got the boob joke from. ;) But if I rock his world, we'll post some sort of warning. Promise. :P

I know where that boob joke came from. Doesn't change the above in the slightest. :P
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #83 on: October 16, 2009, 03:22:57 AM »
Dude, you won't leave Manchester and come and live on a llama farm with me.  :zoinks: Shit, you even have ME saying llamas. I meant alpacas. :P

Ooooh, now you are revealing yourself to be from the posh branch of the family.

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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #84 on: October 16, 2009, 04:41:58 AM »
Then there would be me. I am the sickly elderly grand -something or other that you all are somehow related to but don't know exactly how. I am placed somewhere out the way of anything that could harm me and where you don't need to see me. You will feel me pulse occasionally to make sure I am alive and are comforted by the knowledge I have not spoiled this family occasion by dying and am likely asleep or perhaps in a coma.  :laugh:
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #85 on: October 16, 2009, 05:16:56 AM »
Nice to see you about Sir Les :green:
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #86 on: October 16, 2009, 05:34:33 AM »
Thanks mate. Good to be back.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #87 on: October 16, 2009, 05:37:24 AM »
Then there would be me. I am the sickly elderly grand -something or other that you all are somehow related to but don't know exactly how. I am placed somewhere out the way of anything that could harm me and where you don't need to see me. You will feel me pulse occasionally to make sure I am alive and are comforted by the knowledge I have not spoiled this family occasion by dying and am likely asleep or perhaps in a coma.  :laugh:

Good thing I'm CPR trained. I wonder if I should steal two shock paddles just in case

"Bump it up to 150. CLEAR"

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No one is allowed to die on family holidays so we must resuscitate. :laugh:

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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #88 on: October 16, 2009, 05:48:29 AM »
Then there would be me. I am the sickly elderly grand -something or other that you all are somehow related to but don't know exactly how. I am placed somewhere out the way of anything that could harm me and where you don't need to see me. You will feel me pulse occasionally to make sure I am alive and are comforted by the knowledge I have not spoiled this family occasion by dying and am likely asleep or perhaps in a coma.  :laugh:

Good thing I'm CPR trained. I wonder if I should steal two shock paddles just in case

"Bump it up to 150. CLEAR"

*zzt*

No one is allowed to die on family holidays so we must resuscitate. :laugh:

No the fun is not in the dying it is in the freaking out the family members. We have to make our own fun  ;D

No I have not had the best run of health the last couple of years but I would not die because HykeasHyke would kill me if I did.  :laugh:

I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #89 on: October 16, 2009, 05:56:15 AM »
This is true. And more stress is the last thing the poor woman needs, so no dying for you mister :laugh: