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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #45 on: October 14, 2009, 07:41:50 PM »


hell, it would even be legal !
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #46 on: October 14, 2009, 07:43:23 PM »
Topless guest speaking FTW!

There's usually a bunch of spazzes in the audience. I wonder how many would be mortified because I was doing something so incredible socially inappropriate and how many who would be gobsmacked because they've never seen boobs IRL before.
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #47 on: October 14, 2009, 07:44:08 PM »
Quote from: Groundhog on October 14, 2009, 06:30:01 PM
You're the pervy uncle  :zoinks:
That's my new sig now.   :zoinks:
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #48 on: October 14, 2009, 07:52:45 PM »
:lol:
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #49 on: October 15, 2009, 02:55:08 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 14, 2009, 06:47:14 PM


I like that line of thinking.

I have to agree. :orly:
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #50 on: October 15, 2009, 04:38:25 AM »
Quote from: Groundhog on October 14, 2009, 06:46:14 PM
To stop it being "indecent exposure" I think...  Since theoretically, if they have their nipples covered, they cannot be accused of being topless can they?  :zoinks:

So, can men walk around just wearing a (skin) coloured condom?

Just curious. could become a trend in bathing suits.
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #51 on: October 15, 2009, 05:06:59 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 15, 2009, 04:38:25 AM
Quote from: Groundhog on October 14, 2009, 06:46:14 PM
To stop it being "indecent exposure" I think...  Since theoretically, if they have their nipples covered, they cannot be accused of being topless can they?  :zoinks:

So, can men walk around just wearing a (skin) coloured condom?

Just curious. could become a trend in bathing suits.

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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #52 on: October 15, 2009, 06:52:11 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 15, 2009, 04:38:25 AM
Quote from: Groundhog on October 14, 2009, 06:46:14 PM
To stop it being "indecent exposure" I think...  Since theoretically, if they have their nipples covered, they cannot be accused of being topless can they?  :zoinks:

So, can men walk around just wearing a (skin) coloured condom?

Just curious. could become a trend in bathing suits.
If that happens, I'm going to quit humanity.
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Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #53 on: October 15, 2009, 07:13:25 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 15, 2009, 06:52:11 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 15, 2009, 04:38:25 AM
Quote from: Groundhog on October 14, 2009, 06:46:14 PM
To stop it being "indecent exposure" I think...  Since theoretically, if they have their nipples covered, they cannot be accused of being topless can they?  :zoinks:

So, can men walk around just wearing a (skin) coloured condom?

Just curious. could become a trend in bathing suits.
If that happens, I'm going to quit humanity.

I'm with you there :laugh:
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #54 on: October 15, 2009, 07:32:36 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 15, 2009, 04:38:25 AM
Quote from: Groundhog on October 14, 2009, 06:46:14 PM
To stop it being "indecent exposure" I think...  Since theoretically, if they have their nipples covered, they cannot be accused of being topless can they?  :zoinks:

So, can men walk around just wearing a (skin) coloured condom?

Just curious. could become a trend in bathing suits.

I'm afraid the same logic doesn't go when there are genitals involved  :laugh: 
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #55 on: October 15, 2009, 08:11:53 AM »


Quote from: PMS Elle on October 15, 2009, 06:52:11 AM
If that happens, I'm going to quit humanity.


I already tried, many many years ago. Apparently it's like the mafia, only one way out. 
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #56 on: October 15, 2009, 10:56:30 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 15, 2009, 08:11:53 AM


Quote from: PMS Elle on October 15, 2009, 06:52:11 AM
If that happens, I'm going to quit humanity.


I already tried, many many years ago. Apparently it's like the mafia, only one way out. 

But it's a sure way out.
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #57 on: October 15, 2009, 11:41:09 AM »
Hush. No ones allowed out. :P
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #58 on: October 15, 2009, 03:24:44 PM »
Your karma is the answer to the universe, life and everything, so I choose to believe you.
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Re: I feel like a long lost cousin
« Reply #59 on: October 15, 2009, 03:25:26 PM »


Quote from: odeon on October 15, 2009, 03:24:44 PM
Your boobs are the answer to the universe, life and everything, so I choose to believe you.


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