TO ALL WHO RESIDE IN THE REALM OF INTENSITY SQUARED: Let it be resolved that on this, the seventeenth day of December in the year of the Lord two thousand and ten, that the following suggestions have been submitted by the Right Honorable Semicolon for consideration as the new rules of the forum hereafter referred to as "My Way or the Highway".
Rule #1 (The Prime Directive): There shall be no rational argument whatsoever allowed on this forum. A few rational points or assumptions may be allowed, but it is expected that the bulk of the argument of any post shall consist of ad hominem attacks, logical fallacies and/or patent untruths. Any other method of argument that is not rational persuasion may be allowed at the modulator's discretion.
Corollary #1: Godwin's Law does not apply to the "My Way or the Highway" forum.
Rule #2:The modulator is free to implement a system of points to score posts, in the style of "Who's Line is it Anyway?" All point values shall be determined solely at the modulator's discretion, and there shall be no appeal. Disagreeing with the modulator is automatically worth negative one million points. At any time, the modulator can lock a thread and declare a winner of an argument based on accumulated point values. The modulator does not have to score any posts if he/she does not want to or is simply lazy.
Rule #3: There shall be no pictures of airplanes posted on any thread that is not specifically about airplanes. This rule also applies to videos of metal songs (if the word "song" can actually be applied to metal).
Rule #4: The modulator has the right to edit any post because it does not comply with the rules. The modulator can also edit any post for clarity. The definition of "clarity" is left to the discretion of the modulator, to be decided on a case-by-case basis.
Corollary #2: If the modulator edits a post for clarity, the modulator should note that that post was edited for clarity.
Rule #5: Every post shall contain effusive praise of the member known as Semicolon. The phrase "Semicolon is awesome" is sufficient to satisfy this requirement. This requirement may be relaxed if the thread being posted on is specifically about how awesome Semicolon is.
The Right Honorable Semicolon humbly asks the body of the esteemed membership of Intensity Squared to enter these rules into consideration.
These rules have been duly recorded and set down by my hand on this, the seventeenth day of December in the year of the Lord two thousand and ten.
Semicolon