Questions for Callaway

[Eclair]

Well Callaway, if you ever break up with your husband and are looking for that heady combination of a hot looking adventuresome guy who shares your passions in life, look no further.....

http://www.extremeironing.com/

I actually don't like to iron, but I enjoy doing laundry and sewing, so that guy could do my ironing for me.   

However, I'm not ever breaking up with my husband.

Well, one of these guys would be good as a toy boy....friend with benefits! 

"Ooh baby, I just love the way you ease that teflon soleplate over all my pleats." 

But OK, since you don't want to be a marriage statistic and your husband is a hottie, I guess I can understand

[Callaway]

Well Callaway, if you ever break up with your husband and are looking for that heady combination of a hot looking adventuresome guy who shares your passions in life, look no further.....

http://www.extremeironing.com/

I actually don't like to iron, but I enjoy doing laundry and sewing, so that guy could do my ironing for me.   

However, I'm not ever breaking up with my husband.

Can you get him to iron you some grilled cheese sandwiches the JD way?

 

I don't think he has ever made them that way.  I did once, when I was in school.

My husband makes grilled cheese sandwiches in a skillet on top of the stove.  

He butters the bread on the outside and then adds cheese and more buttered bread.  He almost never burns them, unlike me.

He makes a similar sandwich with just jelly in the middle, but I have never tried one of those.  He calls it a "jelly toastwich".

I'm not convinced that men have any sensory capability to perceive wrinkles in their clothing.

 

My daughter and I are much more sensitive to sensory issues with our clothing than he is.

I don't think that he is sensitive to that sort of thing at all.

[Callaway]

Well Callaway, if you ever break up with your husband and are looking for that heady combination of a hot looking adventuresome guy who shares your passions in life, look no further.....

http://www.extremeironing.com/

I actually don't like to iron, but I enjoy doing laundry and sewing, so that guy could do my ironing for me.   

However, I'm not ever breaking up with my husband.

Well, one of these guys would be good as a toy boy....friend with benefits! 

"Ooh baby, I just love the way you ease that teflon soleplate over all my pleats." 

But OK, since you don't want to be a marriage statistic and your husband is a hottie, I guess I can understand

 

[Calandale]

He butters the bread on the outside and then adds cheese and more buttered bread.  He almost never burns them, unlike me.

The BEST way to make grilled cheese is to put butter on
BOTH sides, and fry the bread a bit, before adding the
cheese. I'm too lazy though, and usually make it as he does.

He makes a similar sandwich with just jelly in the middle, but I have never tried one of those.  He calls it a "jelly toastwich".

Hmm... You ought to try it. Sounds interesting.

[enronh]

Any chance of a shag?

[Callaway]

Any chance of a shag?

No.  I'm flattered, but I'm happily married and monogamous.

[Calandale]

And I was expecting this:

[enronh]

And I was expecting this:

Thats funny, I was thinking about shag pile when I was posting the above. Thinking if Callaway took offense I could say I meant carpet. 

[Calandale]

You wanted her carpet? 

[enronh]

Yeah I thought it might need some....eh....whats the word?

Attention. 



 

[enronh]

Any chance of a shag?

No.  I'm flattered, but I'm happily married and monogamous.

 

[Randy]

You need a lesson in being a trouble maker

Start working out, then married women come up to your mom and tell her you a cute guy.  I don't know why all the other guys don't work out for their women, they just think about sex, and less about them.  The easiest path is not always the best one, if you think about them, you get to the sex faster.

Do you swear in real life?

[Callaway]

You need a lesson in being a trouble maker

Start working out, then married women come up to your mom and tell her you a cute guy.  I don't know why all the other guys don't work out for their women, they just think about sex, and less about them.  The easiest path is not always the best one, if you think about them, you get to the sex faster.

Do you swear in real life?

I know swear words, of course, but I rarely ever say them.

One reason is that I was not brought up to talk like that, but there is another, more important reason to me:

I don't want my daughter to learn swear words so I don't want to say them in front of her and I ask other people who spend a lot of time around her not to swear in front of her either, because if she did learn a swear word, she would say it 1,000 times since she has echolalia.

[Calandale]

Start working out, then married women come up to your mom and tell her you a cute guy. e?

Callaway, do you plan on taking this advice? 

[Callaway]

Start working out, then married women come up to your mom and tell her you a cute guy. e?

Callaway, do you plan on taking this advice? 

I did not see that as advice for me.  I think that Randy was talking about himself.

I hope that no married women come up to my mom and tell her that I'm a cute guy, since I'm not a guy and my mom has been dead for about five years.