Why men wear clothes

[El]

The female body is a work of art.? The male body is utilitarian, simian.

[Peter]

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[El]

Fuck, you quoted it.

[Peter]

You stated two exceptions.  I addressed one and inquired about the other.

[El]

You stated two exceptions.? I addressed one and inquired about the other.

Yes, and I edited the post about ten seconds after posting it.

[eamonn]

Peter, edit out pms's post the post you stalker.

[El]

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Thanks, been a long day.  *hits the applaud button*

[McGiver]

peter,
i am sure that you will share with me the contents in private.

i hate missing something.

[El]

peter,
i am sure that you will share with me the contents in private.

i hate missing something.

Oh, whatever.  I'll respost it as best I can:  I prefer the female body with two exceptions; my body being one exception, and I think I look about as attractive as roadkill- almost hypotically gross to look at.

Better?   

[Peter]

I prefer the female body

What is it with so many women finding other women more attractive than men?  What happened to swooning into the arms of the hairy troglodite?

I think I look about as attractive as roadkill- almost hypotically gross to look at.

But we love you anway 

[El]

What is it with so many women finding other women more attractive than men?? What happened to swooning into the arms of the hairy troglodite?

I have no idea what lies behind it, but I have been caught "checking out" other females.

By my father.

Who turned to me and said,? "Yes, you're thinner than her."

((Yes, that was what I was staring at her for.))

I don't find the female body sexually arousing, by the way.? It's just, if you told me I had a choice- view a naked woman or a naked man- I would pick the woman.? It might simply be an embarassment/familiarity thing; provided it's a perfect stranger it would feel less invasive to see a body with the same basic equipment, all other factors being equal (i.e. the options are not a decent-looking naked man and a woman who had donated her bloated corpse for sexual pleasure and has frosting all over her face).

[Peter]

It might simply be an embarassment/familiarity thing; provided it's a perfect stranger it would feel less invasive to see a body with the same basic equipment, all other factors being equal

I get the impression that a lot of women find the male body threatening and intimidating, like looking at it is likely to get them raped or something.

And guys check out other guys all the time, to compare muscles and stuff and form a mental map of who could beat up who.  Or maybe that's just me.

[shima]

Women are prettier, but then there's PeterMacKenzie.

Everyone looks sort of gross naked IMO.

[Nomaken]

I dislike the penis on two levels.  For one it appears bloated and unhealthy.  The redness reminds me of fever and disease.  Also it is hanging off men like nature added it as an afterthought.  And my mental image of the balls is probably worse than it actually is, but i see all balls as sweaty half formed unhealthiness.  The whole male reprodutive area makes me think of unhealth.  The uneven hair, the sweatyness, bleh. 
Second is the whole juvenile culture that surrounds the penis.  It embarasses me that my gender considers the length and girth of the penis as so important.  Every time I ever hear some guy refering to their penis with a NAME I wanna slap myself.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

I must admit i kind of agree with Nomaken on her last comment.

Plus i prefer that men wear clothes simply for the fact that im not so good at hiding honesty, and couldnt be arsed flattering their egos every 5mins by saying oh yeah its soooooooo big, and your so well hung sure i want a peice of that, Id probably end up saying something along the lines of....
'Shut up you weak pathetic creature stick your clothes back on, and im sorry but no its not fucking big! your hung like a door mouse and i dont care eitherway because your still not mounting my ass'.

See i can be nice, i mean id say sorry before i crushed his ego completely.

I just cant be arsed with women who compare breast sizes, and men who compare cock sizes and constantly need reassurance that you havent seen bigger pinheads.