I'm here...so entertain me

[Celticgoddess]

^ That's true. And you won't make me move to Utah.

[Adam]

no and i won't shag your llamas either

[Celticgoddess]

That's good because they're kind of tall. Would be rather awkward.

[Adam]

u callin me a midget? 

[Celticgoddess]

It's better than llama lover.

[Adam]

how is your furball!?

[Callaway]

And how are you?

[Celticgoddess]

I just came home about 30 mins ago. So...funny story time. My friends have been bugging me about when I'm going to get serious about getting back out in the dating world and they like to tease me about the fact that the men won't be ready for me because it's been nearly 3 years since I've gotten laid.

So I'm getting my xrays done and all I'm sporting is that lovely little blue gown and nada underneath. They do the chest xray, fine. Then they do the pelvis ones to check my hips. The tech says to stay on the table because she wants to check them to make sure she got good shots and she leaves the door to the room I'm in propped open.

Uh....everyone in the waiting room can see me laying on this cold sterile table in my nifty little blue dressing gown and she left the stupid light on the xray thingy so there's this blazing lit "X marks the spot" right on my pelvis. It was like it was yelling out to the world "Hello! Vacancy! She hasn't hasn't been laid in ages!!!"

So then I get a case of the giggles and once I start I can't stop so I'm trying desperately hold it in when I look up at the ceiling and then slightly above my head. The xray is in the basement of the building so the windows are up by the ceiling. Holy shit, the blinds are open and everyone walking through the parking lot are staring at my lovely X marks the spot pelvis.

My word. What an experience. But, I saw them looking at the xray and I've got sexy lookin hip bones. Rather impressive.

Harley - He's in the hospital until Friday. It's his kidneys. We're really hoping that the medication and the IV's will flush out his system and then he can come home but I won't know anything until Friday afternoon. THe cool thing is that my vet has a visitors area and they encourage people to come and visit their pets as often as they want so I'm going to see him tomorrow afternoon. It's this room with a couch and chairs and the vet say the animals heal more quickly when they get visits from their family. I think every vet office should do that.

[The_Chosen_One]

That sounds like a good vet clinic.

[Celticgoddess]

Yeah, this is the first time I've been to this guy because my old vet just retired. He's awesome. While i was waiting for Harley to get his bloodwork done and lady came in with an 18 mos old 100 lbs bull mastiff named Gatsby.



Massive dog!!! But he was beautiful and a huge baby. :lol:

[Adam]

interesting pelvis story  :lol:

that doesnt sound likea really good vet

i hope he will alright

it's good they're at least doing something, so it's at least somethig they think they can fix

[earthboundmisfit]

That is pretty funny. When you haven't had any for a while, you feel like the whole world knows.   

['andersom']

 

The X with pelvic pictures often is used to point at the most vulnerable places, so that they can shade it effectively from the X-rays with a nifty shading plate of lead.
Had a totally different feel than shielding for you.

[Celticgoddess]

The X with pelvic pictures often is used to point at the most vulnerable places, so that they can shade it effectively from the X-rays with a nifty shading plate of lead.
Had a totally different feel than shielding for you.

  It was definitely more along the lines of what earthboundmisfit mentioned..this --> 

I always have the most interesting experiences with these sorts of things.