Benji: Hey hawddy, wanna sex it up?
Some bint: Erm, no thanks.
Benji: But babe, I'm the best there is. You're wet in my presence, I know it!
Some bint: That's because you fucking spilt my drink. It's all over me.
Benji: Nah, you cannot resist me babe. Only fat and ugly women do. So, nearest hotel for a quickie? Cock's largin' 'n chargin, you can't say no!
Some bint: No. Leave me alone.
Benji: You fuck ugly bitch, I know deep down you want me. You can't because you're too fucking ugly. You can't have this shit, it's smokin' hot!
Some bint: Piss off or i'll get the bouncers to kick you out.
Benji: I can take 'em on babe, nothing can stop me.
*bint punches benji in the balls*
Benji: *bawling* I want my mum.... mummmmmmmehhh, sheee was meeeaaan to meeee!
