Jaspergers quiz: how much did you score?

[benjimanbreeg]

Are you a jaspie?  Or maybe just a normal aspie?  Scoring highly on this quiz will mean you have jaspergers syndrome, is sick twisted disease.  The only cures being, a lifetime in solidary confinement or 


http://www.gotoquiz.com/jaspergers_diagnosis

[benjimanbreeg]

Darn, guess the quiz didn't pass the standard procedure.  Here's the questions anyway  




Question 1: What is your age?  
Question 2: What is your gender?  
Question 3: Are you fascinated with Japan?
Question 4: Are you hellbent on having the cock chop, or a clit-dick?
Question 5: Do you see the outside world as evil?  
Question 6: Are you too lazy and cowardly to even think of getting a job?  
Question 7: Is your name sven, or begins with s?  
Question 8: Is a virtual characters opinion of you on a japanese computer game, more important than a human being's opinion of you?
Question 9: Do you spend your days and nights, alone in your bedroom, jerking off into a bonzi tree pot?
Question 10: Are you fluent in more than one language?(only including sweedish, german, or japanese)  
Question 11: Do you have michael jackson like obsession with plastic surgery?
Question 12: Are you so lonely, that you have lost touch with reality?







Score 0% to 16%: You are sane, well done. You probably suffer with aspergers syndrome, or on the autistic speptrum, and have some social difficulty, not to worry..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,
Score 17% to 33%: Please take this again, if you still get the same score, there's a cause for concern. It could be a mistake, so not to worry, just try and get some kind of life please.................................................
Score 34% to 50%: You need serious help/ You are a slight retard, never go near an anime show again, please try and get a life you sad f---er.................................................................................
Score 51% to 67%: emigrate to japan immediately, asia is sufficient, please never ever ever come back again, ever everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Score 68% to 84%: please escort yourself to the nearest psychiatric hospital. You will be taken to a padded cell, locked up, the key will be melted. You are in there for life............................
Score 85% to 100%: c--- c--- c--- c--- c--- c--- c--- c u n t you areaaaac---ntntntntntntntnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Your Parting Words [edit]
Parting Words: Thank you so much for taking the jaspergers syndrome quiz. If you scored high, comiserations, you're a major retard. If you scored not so well, hey your alright "

[odeon]

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[Soleiyu]

Everything Benjimanbreeg does is stamped with his own personal logo, a big fat fingerprint, and scented with poop. So, it's no surprise he couldn't even get his extremely poorly comprised test on a really simple webpage to work properly. It has the Benji seal of approval. 

[benjimanbreeg]

Yay!   

[Soleiyu]

Yay!   

Now you can perform your version of the intro to Crazy Train, with all the missing notes and off key screechiness, on your £300 guitar with equipment you found in the nearest garbage room. I bet it's going to sound great. Of course your alcoholic brit trash mother will hug you and say you're a strong little soldier. March on!

[Phlexor]

Yay!   

Now you can perform your version of the intro to Crazy Train, with all the missing notes and off key screechiness, on your £300 guitar with equipment you found in the nearest garbage room. I bet it's going to sound great. Of course your alcoholic brit trash mother will hug you and say you're a strong little soldier. March on!

Hey, his guitar got £50 cheaper in a matter of a few posts, how does that work?

[odeon]

Yay!   

Now you can perform your version of the intro to Crazy Train, with all the missing notes and off key screechiness, on your £300 guitar with equipment you found in the nearest garbage room. I bet it's going to sound great. Of course your alcoholic brit trash mother will hug you and say you're a strong little soldier. March on!

Hey, his guitar got £50 cheaper in a matter of a few posts, how does that work?

His mind works like a broken computer.

[benjimanbreeg]

Its always falling in value.  Oh, I don't have a guitar, I have a piano.

[Soleiyu]

Its always falling in value.  Oh, I don't have a guitar, I have a piano.

No doubt you play everything slamming away in forte fortissimo and use the right pedal way too much without releasing properly, lots of missing notes and your single mother probably can't afford to have the piano tuned, so it's never been done. A good piano should be tuned at least once a year. You probably use it as a decorating shelf for worthless rubbish and put beer cans on it as well, further damaging an already cheap but once maybe well made instrument.

Edit. How stupid of me... Of course you play on a keyboard in your boy's room. You don't even know what a piano feels like aside from the one they used to have at school.

[Blasted]

Everything Benjimanbreeg does is stamped with his own personal logo, a big fat fingerprint, and scented with poop. So, it's no surprise he couldn't even get his extremely poorly comprised test on a really simple webpage to work properly. It has the Benji seal of approval. 

Pahahahahaha, gotta plus you for that one 

[benjimanbreeg]

 :lol:  Keep going, I find your posts hillarious.


Its actually a digital piano.  And I know you'll say its a keyboard.  And its in the conservatory.  Oh, and then I have lessons once a week on a proper piano

[P7PSP]

Are you a jaspie?  Or maybe just a normal aspie?  Scoring highly on this quiz will mean you have jaspergers syndrome, is sick twisted disease.  The only cures being, a lifetime in solidary confinement or 


http://www.gotoquiz.com/jaspergers_diagnosis

Too bad they took it down. I took the test and am firmly ensconced in the 0% range.  :lol:

[P7PSP]

Its always falling in value.  Oh, I don't have a guitar, I have a piano.

Very few things appreciate in value once they off the lot or out of the store. Music playing skill is more valuable than being a video geek is.

[Soleiyu]

Its always falling in value.  Oh, I don't have a guitar, I have a piano.

Very few things appreciate in value once they off the lot or out of the store. Music playing skill is more valuable than being a video geek is.

I know how to play accordeon, and piano. I'm not awesome at any of it because I never practice but my first music teacher who used to play with the Berlin Symphony Orchestra called me his "most gifted student ever", so I wasn't completely crap.