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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2009, 03:52:30 PM »
I'm thinking Bint, maybe its cause you're a dead ringer for serial killer, Rose west  :eyelash:



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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

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Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2009, 04:00:52 PM »
Maybe in 30 years time or so  :zoinks:
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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2009, 04:04:59 PM »
yes, with the aid of plastic surgery to improve your looks.
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2009, 04:11:42 PM »
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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2009, 04:28:57 PM »
she's got proper ghey glasses that bitch :nerdy:
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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2009, 04:31:50 PM »
 :agreed:

Pretentious kids wear glasses like that to try and be cool.  Or those plastic nerd ones.



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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2009, 04:33:43 PM »
What Bint?  Thats very hurtful.   

You know where she shoulda gone right
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2009, 04:34:05 PM »
She shoulda gone to Specsavers

Actually, Vision Express is better becuase they take photos of inside your eye and email them to you
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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2009, 04:34:47 PM »
I actually find glasses a turn on, I can imagine them falling off a girl as things get too steamy
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #39 on: September 23, 2009, 04:35:45 PM »
why would anyone want a picture of the inside of their eye?
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #40 on: September 23, 2009, 04:36:41 PM »
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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #41 on: September 23, 2009, 04:40:49 PM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on September 23, 2009, 04:35:45 PM
why would anyone want a picture of the inside of their eye?

Because it's cool and they're cool and you're not?  :wanker:
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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #42 on: September 23, 2009, 04:47:50 PM »
aww, thats not very nice sophie girly  :eyelash:
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #43 on: September 23, 2009, 05:01:48 PM »
 :bigcry:

You're just jealous I could look better in drag than you, if I was that way inclined :moon:
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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #44 on: September 23, 2009, 05:03:43 PM »
 :indeed:
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