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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2009, 11:01:12 AM »
I am applying for a job as a Music Teacher! :headbang2:
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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2009, 11:02:26 AM »
iD'D QUITE LIKE TO FUCK MY LECFTURER

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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2009, 11:07:46 AM »
I like older women :chin:

I don't think I am particularly submissive or dominant. I dunno though, as I have pretty much no experience of anything :nerdy:

What if bint dressed up as a nana for you?  :eyebrows:

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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2009, 11:08:32 AM »
oh no not that old  :-[

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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2009, 11:36:59 AM »
Older women can be hot.   I am already 30 though, so older women to me is different than it is to the younger folks haha.
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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2009, 11:42:49 AM »
Older women can be hot.   I am already 30 though, so older women to me is different than it is to the younger folks haha.

You are one of the younger ones! :zoinks:
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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2009, 12:16:46 PM »
Older women can be hot.   I am already 30 though, so older women to me is different than it is to the younger folks haha.

Got a thing for the GILFs eh?

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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2009, 12:27:01 PM »
Older women can be hot.   I am already 30 though, so older women to me is different than it is to the younger folks haha.

Got a thing for the GILFs eh?
ewwwww.   No.
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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2009, 02:49:52 PM »
I think 40 is my limit

Not that I'm in any position to be setting limits and having standards  :lol:

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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2009, 02:58:37 PM »
Setting limits will reduce your chances.

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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2009, 03:00:03 PM »
I'm actually tormented by being such a sexual being. I need chemical castration.
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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2009, 03:01:39 PM »
I'm actually tormented by being such a sexual being. I need chemical castration.

I just have regular sex, works out pretty good for me.

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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2009, 03:25:15 PM »
I'm actually tormented by being such a sexual being. I need chemical castration.

I just have regular sex, works out pretty good for me.

I have no regular sexuality. I'm just a severe fetishist.
Kick me

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Re: Why couldn't this have happened to me?
« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2009, 03:39:45 PM »
I'm actually tormented by being such a sexual being. I need chemical castration.

I just have regular sex, works out pretty good for me.

I have no regular sexuality. I'm just a severe fetishist.

Hope that's working out for you.