I'm good at a lot of things thanks. Real things 
And i'd still probably beat the fuck out of you on your gameboy with practice.
Oh cool, i'm all of the above
You're none unfortunately 
Your "jasperger" thread was the most crude and stupid thing I've read in a long time. You prove over and over again that you're just a swiss cheese brain stickyfinger retard with an alcoholic slut mother and that you really lack refinement in all fields.
I have a great fashion sense and dress in a way which impresses people. You admitted yourself that you have problems getting good looking girls because you dress like the scum you are.
This is what I gathered of you:
Low qualified, working class job
Dirty, not very nice home
Probably a single mother with a drinking problem now or in the past
Very clumsy
Badly dressed, no sense for grooming
Can't get nice girls
Probably a really average to poor guitar player who plays really crude versions of Iron Maiden songs on a cheap electric guitar for £350