Not very likely. You'll be ridiculed a hundred years from now, too.
As I said, everytime you ridicule me, spit on me, call me pathetic, loser, the scum of the earth I just get a hardon. Even if you would ignore me, it would just make me feel even more pwned, and thus turn me on.
The only thing that would turn me on more than an all powerful, really heterosexual moderator giving me custom titles, humiliating me and spanking me when I behave bad would be for him to arrogantly ignore me when I was asking for it. You just build me up with your responses.
Huh? Assumptions, again. As much as I would like to toy with your title, I didn't.
You are pwned at every turn, though, so that much is correct. And if that gives you a kick, well, hey, whatever floats your boat. It's easy enough to do and it's sort of fun to get a glimpse of your fantasy world every now and then.
Mummy and daddy still plotting, then?