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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #120 on: April 18, 2016, 06:30:27 PM »
A Japanese guy once told me that English sounds very smooth and flowing to those who don't understand it.


  As an English speaker, I'm pleased and even flattered.  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #121 on: April 19, 2016, 07:54:37 AM »
If this thread was in a language other than English I would take it seriously.
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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #122 on: April 19, 2016, 09:27:34 AM »
Had to check if this was a soleiyu thread.

Don't know why I still wanted to check. It was obvious.
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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #123 on: April 19, 2016, 05:02:23 PM »
If this thread was in a language other than English I would take it seriously.

I don't think English is the OP's first language.  :dunno:
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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #124 on: April 20, 2016, 07:22:46 AM »
If this thread was in a language other than English I would take it seriously.

I don't think English is the OP's first language.  :dunno:

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Humans never get away with a look like that.
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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #125 on: April 20, 2016, 08:38:14 PM »
Gopher, you look so cute, with your mouth filled with food.
Humans never get away with a look like that.

Well thank you.  :eyelash: I'm not sold on it yet though. I think the other one made me look more handsome and stately.  :dunno:
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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #126 on: April 02, 2017, 11:57:36 AM »
Gopher, you look so cute, with your mouth filled with food.
Humans never get away with a look like that.

Well thank you.  :eyelash: I'm not sold on it yet though. I think the other one made me look more handsome and stately.  :dunno:

  Gophers can't be stately.  It's categorically impossible.  :hahaha: :trollface:
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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #127 on: April 02, 2017, 12:04:57 PM »
We all know why you're eating so much.

You can't fool us.


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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #128 on: April 02, 2017, 12:08:23 PM »
We all know why you're eating so much.

You can't fool us.



  I want that to be the gopher's next avatar!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #129 on: April 02, 2017, 08:34:48 PM »
Nah, I'm not a waster. I just have the charm of one.  :zoinks:
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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #130 on: April 02, 2017, 08:38:53 PM »
Gopher, you look so cute, with your mouth filled with food.
Humans never get away with a look like that.

Well thank you.  :eyelash: I'm not sold on it yet though. I think the other one made me look more handsome and stately.  :dunno:

  Gophers can't be stately.  It's categorically impossible.  :hahaha: :trollface:

Well, I'm still handsome.  >:(
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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #131 on: April 03, 2017, 07:34:32 AM »
Gopher, you look so cute, with your mouth filled with food.
Humans never get away with a look like that.

Well thank you.  :eyelash: I'm not sold on it yet though. I think the other one made me look more handsome and stately.  :dunno:

  Gophers can't be stately.  It's categorically impossible.  :hahaha: :trollface:

Well, I'm still handsome.  >:(

  Adorable, in a stuffed-animal kind of way!  :heart: :gopher: :heart:
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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #132 on: April 03, 2017, 01:44:24 PM »
*Stuffed*. :M
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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #133 on: April 03, 2017, 07:46:06 PM »
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Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
« Reply #134 on: April 05, 2017, 12:33:37 PM »
Why did the OP sound like such an asshole?

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