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Offline jman

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2009, 03:47:41 PM »
yes it is certainly real  :evillaugh:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2009, 03:49:07 PM »
Are there two of you?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2009, 04:38:28 PM »
How did I get here?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2009, 05:06:34 PM »
Alltså seriöst, usch nej varför...
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2009, 05:08:07 PM »
No words, just this:  :zombiefuck:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2009, 05:22:27 PM »
will work for sex y/n?

or

i hope one of us is infertile


or

was i drunk?

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2009, 05:25:02 PM »
and before someone jumps on me for not using 5 words in one sentence i only used 3. 7-2 is 5 so figure it out
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2009, 07:22:31 PM »
Anybody, help!  I was raped :GA:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2009, 07:24:20 PM »
Don't tell my wife okay.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2009, 07:30:00 PM »
Quote from: Phlexor on September 19, 2009, 07:24:20 PM
Don't tell my wife okay.

it's ok to be gay  :thumbup:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2009, 11:16:08 PM »
Quote from: Miss Bint on September 19, 2009, 07:22:31 PM
Anybody, help!  I was raped :GA:

thats the best you'll get
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2009, 11:17:31 PM »
Quote from: jman on September 19, 2009, 07:30:00 PM
Quote from: Phlexor on September 19, 2009, 07:24:20 PM
Don't tell my wife okay.

it's ok to be gay  :thumbup:

depends where you are from
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2009, 05:43:09 PM »
are you good looking y/n?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2009, 05:56:31 PM »
you're lying right next tome

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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2009, 06:14:26 PM »
Captain obvious to the rescue!
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