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If you woke up naked next to...
« on: September 19, 2009, 09:34:52 AM »
...the person above you in this thread, what would you say- in EXACTLY FIVE WORDS?

Since I'm starting and therefore nobody is above me, I'll just give an example of what I'd say if I woke up naked and alone:

'Oh god, I'm so lonely."
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2009, 09:38:06 AM »
"Open yer mouth, bitch! Suck!"  8)
« Last Edit: September 19, 2009, 12:55:57 PM by TheoK »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2009, 09:51:57 AM »
I'm not a stop sign!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2009, 09:54:37 AM »
Who the fuck are you???
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2009, 10:15:08 AM »
five orgams, not bad eh?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 10:17:30 AM »
I wish I'd had one.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2009, 10:46:15 AM »
What are you doing here?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2009, 11:17:46 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 19, 2009, 10:17:30 AM
I wish I'd had one.

Only my pleasure counts
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2009, 11:19:27 AM »
Quote from: jman on September 19, 2009, 10:46:15 AM
What are you doing here?

did you wear a condom?
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2009, 11:23:56 AM »
FUCK I overdid the vodka  :facepalm2:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2009, 11:36:57 AM »
Oh my you are thin
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2009, 12:51:55 PM »
Where are my glasses?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2009, 01:01:40 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2009, 02:18:58 PM »
no, i'm actually HIV positive
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2009, 03:41:43 PM »
Tell me this isn't real.
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