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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2430 on: May 15, 2017, 05:22:19 AM »
I'm too tired for fun.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2431 on: May 15, 2017, 07:20:10 AM »
If phoenix is who I think she is...I would be one of the luckiest guys on the face of the earth! because miss K is such a sweetie, and since she left, I've missed her much and thought about her often.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2432 on: May 15, 2017, 02:13:14 PM »
Why not count to five?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2433 on: May 15, 2017, 08:03:14 PM »
You look better through binoculars.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2434 on: May 15, 2017, 09:37:23 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on May 15, 2017, 07:20:10 AM
If phoenix is who I think she is...I would be one of the luckiest guys on the face of the earth! because miss K is such a sweetie, and since she left, I've missed her much and thought about her often.
That's more than 5 words  :lol1:

(But yes, I am MK and you are very sweet to say that)   8)
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2435 on: May 15, 2017, 11:46:56 PM »
Let's get back to business.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2436 on: May 16, 2017, 12:14:01 AM »
Could you rub my shoulders?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2437 on: May 16, 2017, 07:12:27 AM »
It would be my pleasure
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2438 on: May 16, 2017, 03:31:54 PM »
Rub my, um, shoulders too? :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2439 on: May 16, 2017, 06:49:22 PM »
That's what you call it? :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2440 on: May 16, 2017, 08:12:25 PM »
No one's rubbing my stuff.  >:(
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2441 on: May 16, 2017, 11:47:16 PM »
But you are a gopher.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2442 on: May 17, 2017, 09:54:10 AM »
I thought gophers liked rubs?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2443 on: May 17, 2017, 11:54:33 AM »
That gopher shouldn't get any. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2444 on: May 17, 2017, 01:03:33 PM »
Count to 5? why? whats that about? (in the context of this thread, obviously)

And I have miss K, I was kinda gutted when you left. Well, more than kind of. You have been missed a lot.

*lestat winds around miss K's ankles and purrs like a .50 cal autocannon being fired*
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