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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2340 on: January 13, 2017, 09:17:30 PM »
Hopefully, Gary Gopher is the one.

(sorry that is a bit mean.  i'm in a shitty mood.)
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2341 on: January 14, 2017, 01:54:56 AM »
Are we going to scuffle?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2342 on: January 14, 2017, 03:24:49 AM »
I call it making love. :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2343 on: January 14, 2017, 03:21:08 PM »
I call it monster mashing.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2344 on: January 18, 2017, 10:38:35 PM »
Fine, I'll sexually harass myself.  >:(
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2345 on: January 19, 2017, 01:28:58 AM »
How do you do that?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2346 on: January 19, 2017, 06:16:16 PM »
Shall I draw a diagram?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2347 on: January 19, 2017, 09:59:58 PM »
Can I use a diaphragm?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2348 on: January 20, 2017, 12:41:34 AM »
Where's the fun in that?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2349 on: January 20, 2017, 11:12:25 AM »
You want to pay child support?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2350 on: January 20, 2017, 01:14:31 PM »
I'm calling Maury!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2351 on: January 20, 2017, 04:51:54 PM »
Can't you people count anymore?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2352 on: January 20, 2017, 05:38:31 PM »
One, two!! 

Oh no!

Twins!!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2353 on: January 20, 2017, 08:59:22 PM »
Let's play dare or dare.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2354 on: January 21, 2017, 03:45:06 AM »
Thanks but I don't dare.
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